G
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
D                              G          D
I've seen those English dramas too, They're cruel
G                           D
So if there's any other way To spell the word
               G        D
It's fine with me, with me

[Pre-Chorus]
C                      D
Why would you speak to me that way
G                 D
Especially when I always said that I
C               D
Haven't got the words for you
G                D
All your diction dripping with disdain
C                  D
Through the pain I always tell the truth

[Verse]
G
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
D                       G   D
I climbed to Dharamsala too I did
G
I met the highest lama
D                       G      D
His accent sounded fine to me, to me

[Pre-Chorus]
C                   D
Check your handbook It's no trick
G                  D
Take the chapstick Put it on your lips
C             D
Crack a smile Adjust my tie
G                    D
Know your boyfriend, unlike other guys

[Chorus]
C                       D
Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
G                       Am
Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
C                       D
Why would you lie about anything at all?
G                 Am
First the window, then it's to the wall
C            D                G
Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth

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[Pre-Chorus]
C                   D
Check your passport It's no trick
G                   D
Take the chapstick  Put it on your lips
C             D
Crack a smile Adjust my tie
G                 D
Know your butler, unlike other guys

[Chorus]
C                       D
Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
G                       Am
Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
C                       D
Why would you lie about anything at all?
G                 Am
First the window, then it's to the wall
C                  D
Why would you tape my conversations?
G                   Am
Show your paintings At the United Nations
C            D                G
Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth