Ladies Used To Call Me Pimp

The ladies used to call me pimp
Not because I walked with a limp or because I was too cool to be called hip
No, it was because I spoke in a tone that wouldn't leave women alone
My cologne lingered in the air
Player, Player!
As I would strut without a care
My clothes were mediums of expression
Which balance the force of obsession
Which was conquered by an intellectual charisma that caused women to be set like a jet ready to take orbit into a planetary dimension called..Pimpness
The ladies used to call me pimp
Until I began to slip
That is when I fell in love.