Promiscous Dan

Dan: Am I turning you up?
We: Nope
Dan: I didnt think so. Lets botar pra quebrar!

How you doing, young ladies?
That Silvio Santos pic is really driving me crazy
You don't have to play or make any jokes
I was learning spanish last time we spoke

Looking for Chanel that will treat you right
You looking for him in the day and desiring him at night
You're the type that makes us do other things
Than play cards at night

You expect us to set you up with him
But will you still love us if you get it?

All he can do is try, give him one chance
What's the problem, I don't see a ring on his hand
Dan will be the first to admit,
He is bi-curious, yet he seems so innocent

You seem so lost in the world, get lost in us
Aren't you tired of boys? Chose girls for a minute

Promiscous Dan
Wherever you are
We're all alone
And its you that we want

Promiscuous girls
You already know
That I'm all boiola
What were you waiting for?

Promiscuous Dan
You must be kidding me
We know what you really want
But weve got what you need

Promiscuous girls
We're getting to no point
You're very rock and roll
And I'm Macaulay Culkin nerdy

My nails are red
And my eyes are blue
Marco is dead
But Chanel is so fuckin cute!

Hey! We cant keep our mind off you.
Are you online, do you mind if we annoy you?

I'm out of this world, is Sweden in this planet?
You can see my school level, do you really think I can handle it?

They call me Dan
Dan Viadan
Recognize the name?
I'm a gay, penis down

We're nice girls
But we can annoy yourself
And if we get bored we will need your help
Pay attention to us we don't talk with Chanel

Dan: Im so anti mainstream
We: Not like everybody else

Babies, you can keep I'm in the low
Let your band underground, nobody gotta know it!
Then I'll have backstage everyplace you girls go

What kind of idols do you take us for?

Promiscous Dan
Wherever you are
We're all alone
And its you that we want

Promiscuous girls
You already know
That I'm all boiola
What were you waiting for?

Promiscuous Dan
You must be kidding me
We know what you really want
But weve got what you need

Promiscuous girls
We're getting to no point
You're very rock and roll
And I'm Macaulay Culkin nerdy

Dan: I'm a drag, not a man
We: Don't be drag, be a man

Dan: Hey! I'm a drag, not a man
We: Don't be drag, be a man

Wait! I have no cunt
I can see myself with your skirt on!

We: I can see you with macho clothes on
Feeling on before us before you bring that on

Dan: Bring that on?

We: You know what I mean..

Dan: Girl, I'm afraid I cant do those things

We: I'm just trying to get inside your pants
To see if you're gay the way you say

Dan: It's okay, it's allright
I got something that you're gonna like

Hey, is that true or are you talking trash
Is your game Pokémon Blue or Red?

Promiscous Dan
Wherever you are
We're all alone
And its you that we want

Promiscous girls
You're calling my attention
But I'm driving you crazy
The way I'm making you wait!

Promiscuous Dan
You must be kidding me
We know what you really want
But weve got what you need

Promiscous Dan
We can be one in the same
But please stop playing those Pokémon games oh no!