Womanizer (Parody)

I've always had
A thing for Star Treck conventions
I need a man
With a comic book collection
Lord of the rings
Is my favourite type of role play
Don't want an Aragorn
I want a young
Gandalf the grey
I fantasize
About the Michael Phelps of ping-pong
Someone who memorize
All of the pókemon theme song
He's in the elite
As one of the Star Treck fan club chiefs
But secretly he has a stash of Star Wars boxer briefs

(Chorus)
He's a
Womanizer
Womanizer
Womanizer
Womanizer
Uhhh uh, uhhh uh
Womanizer
Womanizer
Womanizer
Womanizer
Together we'll discuss
HTML and C++
Uh huh
Womanizer
Womanizer
Womanizer
Womanizer
Uhhh uh, uhhh uh

He's got me rockin'
Like Stephen Hawking
Check out his hard drive
Sets me to warp five

He's highly skilled
In the art of drawing anime
And he has an extensive
Selection of action figures on display
He's employee of the month for tech support repair
He's a World of Warcraft expert beating
Magtheridon's lair
I dream of him
Hooking up my ethernet cable
And whispering in my ear
About the periodic table
I'm picturing a gaming headset
In his hair
And sexy safety goggles on
As he builds a robotic office chair

Chorus

Don't need a jock
I want a Spock

Womanizer