Who Robbed The Hash From The Gaf

Who robbed the hash from the gaf
When he finds out who it is you know someone's getting bashed
It was his last joint and it was squidgy black
Who'll have his back before a gaf be getting smashed, check it

I wake up outta bed and I was gumming for a toke
Of the squidgy black, whopper hash, best thing I've ever smoked
To my surprise it was fucking stroked
Some thief has me reef, this better not be a joke
I get the gats, I call jay and stevo
What's up pal yeah they already know
Parked outside front door ready to go
Some rats getting clipped tonight for robbing me last joint of blow
Two in the front, two in the back, driving nice and slow
Drinking cans of Amstel, sniffing Peruvian snow
Getting baked too, can't forget the blunts tho
Bout' to catch a body in this fucking fiat punto
I robbed the hash from the gaf
I was gumming for a joint and I finished all me sacks
I was told on the street alex had some squidgy black
So I broke into his gaf and threw the squidgy down me cax, che
Crept in real slow
Bedroom window
Next thing before he knows, the sucker has no fucking blow
Casper takes it to the toes, casper's munching cheerios
Casper will destroy his foes, that's just how the story goes

Parked up on the street and I recognise the smell
I'm hoping it's me squidgy black but only time can tell
I end up at this gaf someone's about to say farewell
The door goes through with me and me crew, fuck ringing the bell
We stroll into a room and then we're caught off by surprise
Casper walsh smoking me blow, couldn't believe me eyes
You relax now alex pal no one needs to die
I had to stroke your blow cause there was no other blow to buy
Ye thick because of you I almost shot a bird in the face
She's probably ratting right now, and that joint better not be laced
It is it's laced with k2 lemon breeze kush but that's beside the point
But down the gun relax your cax and we can share this joint
I caught this little rat, I got this fucking thief
He was creeping around me dojo sniffing for a spread of keef
A little birdie told me casper walsh was on the street
With some fizzy jelly snakes and a bag of gummy teeth
Who ye calling rat ye thick, I had a whopper munch
And those fizzy jellies in me hand got swallowed by the bunch
The squidgy black I stroked on you got smoked up after lunch
Then I got the munch again and had a bowl of captain crunch
A wise man once said
Don't rob the hash or you'll be dead
Casper took the blow and then he fled
Alex came along, shot him in the head
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