Intro.: D  
 
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She was standing at the front door,  
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When I came home last night. 
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A good book in her left hand and a rolling pin in her right. 
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She said, "You've come home for the last time, 
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With whiskey on your breath". 
 
"If you don't listen to my preaching boy, 
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I'm gonna have to beat ya half to death". 
 
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Give me just one more last chance, 
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Before you say we're through. 
          
I know I drive you crazy baby, 
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It's the best that I can do. 
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We're just some good ol' boys makin' noise  
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I ain't runnin' round on you. 
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Give me just one more last chance,  
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Before you say we're through. 
 
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At first she hid my glasses, 
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Because she knows that I can't see. 
                               
She said, "You ain't going nowhere boy, 
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Until you spend a little time with me". 
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Then the boys called from the honkytonk, 
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Said, "There's a party going on down here". 
          
Well she might have took my car keys, 
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But she forgot about my old John Deere. 
 
*REPEAT CHORUS* 
 
INSTRUMENTAL (same chords as chorus) 
 
*REPEAT CHORUS* 
 
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Give me just one more last chance, 
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Before you say we're through.