Celebrity Gossip

this is second guitar intro, both 
guitars verse and chourse.....havnt 
figured out the solo yet...


intro
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e|| 
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g   ~~~  ~~~  ~~~  ring tell fade
d--9----9----9----- - 7X8----12X4-
a--7----7----7------  5------10---
e-------------------  ------------

d|--5X4---------|      
a|--3-----------|   X1 
e|--------------|      

                       after 
"celebrity gossip" is screamed

   chord production
E---------------------------------
B---------------------------------
G---------------------------------
D-7-------------------------------
A-5--------3--------5-------------
E----------1--------3-------------

  D5       F5      G5


 D5                         F5    
Have you read the papers and heard
           G5
 the s**t they say?
 D5                         F5 
Everything I don't want to know, 
              G5
will we be blown away?
 D5                         F5    
See, nothing really matters just 
           G5
who is f**king who
Continues after the ad
 D5                         F5
Nothing that affects our lives, 
               G5
nothing about me or you

chorus:

D5
Biased f**king bulls**t
F5         G5
No I don't give a s**t
 D5
Celebrity f**king Gossip
F5         G5
You are full of it
 D5
Right wing propaganda
F5          G5
You give me f**king doubt
D5
Bleeding heart agenda
D5      F5      G5
What I f**king read about

D5                          F5   
You sit and watch the drama as 
      G5
they numb your brain
D5                         F5    
They take you f**king mind and 
           G5
flush it down the f**king drain
D5                       F5      
If this is what is news then I 
    G5
don't give a s**t
D5                        F5     
Just let them be clueless, just 
         G5
let me abort the skit

repeat chorus