BiTrektual

Live long and prosper, if you're one of us
May the force be with you, unless that phrase don't fit you
Forever, we have been at odds
Cause you're a drooling trekkie
Says the lucas lackey
Whatever!

We are out in space the last frontier
Seeking life that's new and strange out here
And new civilizations in the great beyond
Boldly going where no one has gone

Our tale is better in every way
In a galaxy far far away
A great adventure happened a long time ago
But then I don't suppose that you would know

We have ray guns we call phasers
We have blasters and lightsabers
We have ships that fly at warp
Yeah, it's called "hyperspace", you dork!
We've got the mugato and you have got ewoks!
Yeah, well, a guy who plays with tribbles shouldn't talk!

Oh come on let's not fight
It's so unintellectual
How 'bout we join sides and be bi-trektual?
That's disgusting
Yeah, forget I mentioned it

Klingons shooting at our starboard side
We've got a hull breach on the enterprise
We drift into the neutral zone and we're on the wrong side
We'd need a wormhole to get out alive

On a moon of yavin's where we hide
We're having trouble with the hyperdrive
This planet keeps on spinning and the death star's now in sight.
We hope the rebels take it out in time

Oh, come on let's not fight
It's so unintellectual
How 'bout we join sides and be bi-trektual?
Wouldn't it be nice
And so much more effectual?
To put our cares aside and be bitrektual!

Think how awesome it would be a
Team up with jean luc and leah
Kirk and chewie save the day
Blowing up a bird of prey
Han and spock they set a net
And trap the borg and boba fett
While 3p0 and data raid a tie fighter to capture vader
Luke and worf get into it and blow the deathstar into bits
And then we throw the tribbles
Into the sarlac pit
And then we kicked the ewoks into it

Live long and prosper, so say we all
Wait, what?
May the force be with you, may the time lords keep you
Forever, we can babylon
There's no use debating
The stargate's waiting

So come on let's not fight
It's so unintellectual
How 'bout we join sides and be bi-trektual?
So let's take the advice of an asian homo-sexual

Fellow star folks, cool it down!"
Celebrity voice impersonated

Let's put our cares aside and be bitrektual
Hell, I want to be sci fi multi-trektual

Live long and prosper
May the force be with you
Never give up, never surrender
To infinity and beyond
Really, Voltaire? Really?