Bomb New Jersey

Voltaire

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There's a magical land I know

  C             G
A place where I grew up

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And I'd make a deal with the devil 
himself

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To see that place blown up

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There in that interesting land I 
know

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Where no one has a brain

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They all wear jeans that are 

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acid-washed

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And yet they think I'm insane
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I would get down on my knees and 
service the Japanese

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'Till I reek of old sushi but please

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Bomb New Jersey
I would happily kowtow to my new 
leader, Chairman Mao

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I would even learn Chinese, just 
please

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Bomb New Jersey


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Bomb New Jersey

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Bomb New Jersey


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I would go tell Jong Ill Kim that 
they're making fun of him

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In a Kimchi-hating town that's known

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As New Jersey
Better yet I've got a plan, I will 
convince Pakistan

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That India can be found somewhere

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In New Jersey


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New Jersey is a place where I grew 
up

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They pelted me with rocks and 

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garbage

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I guess it’s tough to be a fruit in

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 the Garden State

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And if you have a sexy girlfriend 

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then they're doubly irate


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Oh I would climb a rocky crag and 
plant a Russian flag

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On a smoldering hole once known

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As New Jersey
Oh it would be a tragic loss if both
 Bon Jovi and the Boss

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Are somewhere out of state when the 
Danes

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Nuke New Jersey


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It's a place named after a 

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sweatshirt

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So what more can you expect, sir?

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And if you try to express you're 

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individuality

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They will throw you to the ground

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And they'll kick you in the teeth

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Like they did to me


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The bombs go down on Morristown

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And Trenton's up in flames

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Newark we drowned then burned it 
down

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But Elizabeth still smells the same

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Many butts will breach on Monmouth 
Beach

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We'll erase Orange from site

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But before we leave this land I 
loathe

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I bid New Jersey goodnight
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Composition: Gregor Kitzis and Voltaire

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