Cannibal Buffet

Dm
Well, I was on a cruise ship out at 
sea, my fiancée and me
              Gm             
The ship went down, everybody 
 Dm
drowned
    A                   A7        
And I was just glad the sea didn't
         Dm
 swallow me
      Dm
Well, I was in distress, 'cause my 
hair was such a mess
          Gm             Dm
And so I washed up on a beach
     A                 A7         
Nine hungry eyes were staring down
    Dm
 at me.

           Dm        Bb           
I'm in the middle of the Cannibal 
   Dm
Buffet
            A                      
I'm feeling well; they like me that
 Dm
 way
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                         Gm        
See, if you really wanna know 
         Dm
what's eatin' me
         A                A7      
It's the man-eaters on the coast 
       Dm
of Barbary

                 Dm
Oh, trouble was afoot - they were 
eatin' mine
Toein' the party line,
                  Gm               
I was startin' to feel, "these guys
     Dm
 are heels"
        A                    
But, the truth be told, these 
  A7                Dm
cannibals have got sole
      Dm
Hey, numbskull, look at me, I got a 
bone to pick with thee
              Gm                Dm
You ain't humerus, stop ribbin' me
 A                A7              
Have a spine, bone up on settin' 
   Dm
me free

(Chorus)

Bb      Dm        Bb       Dm
Missionaries came to this place
     Bb           Dm
They taught us manners
       A          A7         Dm
Now we cannibals always say grace...
(Thank you Good Lord for this weiner
 we're about to eat, and the
sweet buns we're gonna stick it in)
AND THEN WE EAT YOUR FACE!!