Cantina

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Hell, ya know how hot it gets on 
Tatooine
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Well then I saw that there cantina
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I'll go in for an Orangina
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I heard it was rough but how bad 
could it be?
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Well I walked through the door and 
the music stopped--dead
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All manner of man and beasts were
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 starin' at me
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Seems just one week before their 
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Twi'lek slave girl walked out the 
door
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And I guess I was the next best 
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thing they'd seen
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I lost more than my heart in that 
cantina
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I left my manhood there on Tatooine
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Son, it don't mean you're weak if 
you turn the other cheek
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But if you spread 'em both for 
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Jabba, son, you ain't a man!
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I was hit over the head by ol' Han 
Solo
I'da never guessed that pirate was a
 homo
I woke up next to Chewbacca
I was smeared in Wookie caca
And what they did to my poor nipples
 was a no-no!

Ol' Greedo greedily grabbed his 
green weenie
And he yanked that sucker til it 
wasn't so teenie
He pulled me into Jabba's hut
He stared intently at my butt
And then he oota-toota'ed me with 
his zucchini

I lost more than my heart in that 
cantina
I left my manhood there on Tatooine
Son, it don't mean you're weak if 
you turn the other cheek
But if you spread 'em both for 
Jabba, son, you ain't a man!