Future Ex Girlfriend

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 Saw you on the street
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 We had to meet
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 I thought I should greet you
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 In just one week I would delete you


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 People say the stupidest things on their first date
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Like "What's your real name?"
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 They reveal their ignorance but you adore them
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So you just ignore them
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 Then came you raising the bar
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Oh, you, you won't be undone
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I looked into your eyes and much to my surprise, I
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Saw there was nothing in there
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'Cos there's nothing between your ears but air


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There goes my future ex girlfriend
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She's as sweet as a rose
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Yes, she is
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She has such beautiful lips now
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If only they were closed


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 I love how you adore me, oh
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But honey how you bore me
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 Your life's such a wreck
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And I've lost all respect
I don't mean to surprise you
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It took me just one week to despise you


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 And I don't care that you're a model, no
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'Cos let me say it's clear to tell
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That your brain is shot to Hell
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And no one cares that you love Keanu
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 Oh, what's the difference anyway
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Everybody knows that he's gay

Okay, I really don't know that
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But let's face it he's too hot to be straight


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There goes my future ex girlfriend
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That girl's such a prize
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Yes, she is
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She'll be the Queen of the world for a day
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Or less in my eyes


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Perhaps I'll wear a suit
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When I give you the boot, oh
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I hate to seem so superficial
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I just think i'll look more official

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There goes my future ex girlfriend
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She's as sweet as a rose
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Yes, she is
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She has such beautiful lips now
   A              G
If only they were closed


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There goes my future ex girlfriend
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That girl's such a prize
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Yes, she is
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She'll be the Queen of the world for a day
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Or less in my eyes


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