Straight Razor Cabaret

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In a cafe
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On the Champs-Élysées
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I saw a girl the other day
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I was beguiled
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'till I saw her smile
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It was a gash across her face

[Verse]
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Not long ago she found that she was 
alone
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So she wandered into a vaudeville 
show

She should have known it'd be bad
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She saw the name that it had: The 
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Straight Razor Ca-ba-ret
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The first act was a stripper
And the host looked like Jack the 
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Ripper
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But the audience was dreary
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And so he slashed them smiles from
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 ear to ear

[Chorus]
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He used a straight-razor
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Cause he's a face raper
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And there's nothing he hates more 
        Em
than a stick in the mud
      Am
If he tells a joke
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You better laugh until you choke
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At the Straight Razor Cabaret

[Verse 2]
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When I went down to Camden town
                        Em
I saw a man reading the Bible
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I won't in haste describe his face
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For I might be sued for libel

Em                           Am
Not long ago he found that he was 
alone
                      Em
So he wandered into a vaudeville 
show

He should have known he'd be maimed
           Am
When he discovered the name:
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The Straight Razor Ca-ba-ret
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While the strumpet stroked a donkey
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The host juggled five dead monkeys
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But the audience were snobs
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So he took a knife right to 
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their gobs

[Chorus]
          Am
He used a straight-razor
             Em
Cause he's a face raper
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And there's nothing he hates more 
        Em
than a stick in the mud
      Am
If he does a trick
           Em
You better laugh until you're sick
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At the Straight Razor Cabaret


[Proceed to 'La' while following 
this strum pattern]
Em Am Am Em Em Am B7 Em (repeat x3 
if you want to include the accordion
 and violin solos, just have fun!)

[Chorus]
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They call him straight-razor
             Em
Cause he's a face raper
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And there's nothing he hates more 
        Em
than a stick in the mud
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If he pulls a gaffe you bloody up 
and laugh!
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It's the Straight Razor Cabaret!
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It's the Straight Razor Cabaret!
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It's the Straight Razor Ca~ba~


[Proceed to 'La' while following 
this strum pattern]
Em Am Am Em Em Am B7 Em

Em
Everybody!

[Repeat strum pattern while 'La'ing]

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It's the Straight Razor Cabaret!