G
You're a slob, it's such a bore,
GD
Your underwear strewn on the floor.
D
And you're a packrat, most extreme,
DG
Our house is full of magazines.
G
The toilet's broke, and yet I bet,
GD
His majesty ain't fixed it yet.
D
You're one to talk, sleepyhead,
DC
And get your fat ass out of bed.
[Chorus]
C
Oh but in the eyes of god,
CG
We said our vows before the pews.
GD
"Not until death may we part"
DG
So until then I'm stuck with you.
[Verse 2]
G
You swore that you'd be true to me,
GD
But gave me infidelity.
D
Why should I give a tinker's cuss?
DG
She was your sister, what's the fuss?
G
Well then, let's propose a truce.
GD
What's good for gander is good for goose.
D
Hey now that's different, you took to bed,
DC
My favorite dog and all my friends!
[Chorus]
C
Oh but in the eyes of god,
CG
We said our vows before the pews.
GD
"Not until death may we part"
D
This is my curse, I said "I do."
DG
Better or worse I'm stuck with you.
[Verse 3]
G
You poked my eye, I wear a patch.
GD
I should've given you one to match.
D
Did you forget, you forgot me back?
DG
You chopped my thumb off with an axe.
G
You drowned my kittens one by one.
GD
You looked like you were having fun.
D
You stabbed my mother, in the chest
DC
With a Korean bayonet!
[Chorus]
C
Oh but in the eyes of god,
CG
We said our vows before the pews.
GD
"Not until death may we part"
D
This is my curse, I said "I do."
DG
Lest you die first I'm stuck with you.
[Verse 4]
G
And now I lie here in the grave.
GD
I pray to god my soul to save.
D
And in the darkness of the tomb,
DG
I'm glad I'm lying next to you.
G
And as I lay here 6 feet down
GD
My body buried under ground.
D
In this dank, and dreary cold,
DG
I'm just glad I'm not alone.
[Chorus]
C
Oh but in the eyes of god,
CG
We said our vows before the pews.
GD
"Not until death may we part"
D
I'm not sad I said, "I do."
DG
I'm just glad I was stuck with you.