EmB7
I worked on a garbage skowl near the neutral zone
EmAmB7Em
And Im sure you've heard what occurs when a fella is alone
EmAmEmB7
I was mighty lonley there, till I met a man named Jones
EmAmB7B7Em
And he sold me a muff, coverd in fluff so I would,t have to spank my bone
CHORUS
AmEmAmEm
Get your self a tribble, and then your good to go
AmEmB7
If you got enough quadrotriticale, you'll have an endless supply of ho's
AmEmAmEm
I grabbed myself some vaseline and slatherd up my pole
AmB7
But the trouble with these tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute
But I can never find the hole, there fuzzy and there cute
But I can never find the hole.
EmAmEmB7
That mate there is scotty, he's our chief engineer
EmAmB7B7Em
And he's never had a ho, cause most don't know he's as queer as vulcan beer
EmAmEmB7
I caught him with some tribbles, I said "boy are you dumb"?
EmAmB7B7Em
"Hear my song your doing it wrong" he was shoving them up his bum.
CHORUS
AmEmAmEm
Get your self a tribble, and then your good to go
AmEmB7
If you got enough quadrotriticale, you'll have an endless supply of ho's
AmEmAmEm
I grabbed myself some vaseline and slatherd up my pole
AmB7
But the trouble with these tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute
But I can never find the hole, there fuzzy and there cute
But I can never find the hole.
EmAmEmB7
Klingon captain Koloth, he's mean as he is shrewd
EmEmB7B7Em
And on shore leave, he got us peeved because he is very rude.
EmAmEmB7
We beamed all of our tribbles to Koloth and his crew
EmAmB7B7Em
But from the yells we couldn't tell, who was raping who
CHORUS
AmEmAmEm
Get your self a tribble, and then your good to go
AmEmB7
If you got enough quadrotriticale, you'll have an endless supply of ho's
AmEmAmEm
I grabbed myself some vaseline and slatherd up my pole
AmB7
But the trouble with these tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute
But I can never find the hole, there fuzzy and there cute
But I can never find the hole.
AmEm
Bones says these critters are all pregnant when there born
AmEm
I had just one now I have a thousand maybe more
AmEm
I have so many now, I know just what to do
B7
I think I'll start an intersteller heavy petting zoo.
EmAmEmB7
I was on K7 when I saw Mr Jones
EmAmB7B7Em
I gave him what for and said theirs more I've come to pick a bone.
EmAmEmB7
That tribble that you sold me, it didn't have a hole to screw
EmAmB7B7Em
"You dope" he said you don't screw them you let those things screw you
CHORUS
AmEmAmEm
Get your self a tribble, and then your good to go
AmEmB7
If you got enough quadrotriticale, you'll have a dozen of them in your hole
AmEmAmEm
I grabbed myself some vaseline and slatherd up my rump
AmEmB7
cause the nice thing about these tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute
And you can put them in your bum, there fuzzy and there cute
And you can put them in your bum.
I guess scotty was right after all "I told ya laddie"
EmAmEmB7
So go back to your quarters and on your bunk you lay
EmAmB7B7Em
You hope an prey that on our way we pass a bird of prey
EmAmEmB7
Tribbles hate the Klongons, they realy make them go
EmAmB7B7Em
They get irate and they vibrate up in your hiney hole
CHORUS
AmEmAmEm
Get your self a tribble, and then your good to go
AmEmB7
If you got enough quadrotriticale, you'll have a dozen of them in your hole
AmEmAmEm
I grabbed myself some vaseline and slatherd up my rump
AmEmB7
cause the nice thing about these tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute