The Trouble With Tribbles
Voltaire
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Em I worked on a garbage skowl nearB7 the neutral zoneEm Am And Im sure you've heard whatB7 Em occurs when a fella is aloneEm Am I was mighty lonley there, till IEm B7 met a man named JonesEm Am And he sold me a muff, coverd inB7 fluff so I would,t have to spank myB7 Em bone CHORUSAm Em Am Get your self a tribble, andEm then your good to goAm Em If you got enough quadrotriticale,B7 you'll have an endless supply of ho'sAm Em I grabbed myself some vaseline andAm Em slatherd up my poleAm But the trouble with theseB7 tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute But I can never find the hole, there fuzzy and there cute But I can never find the hole.Em Am That mate there is scotty, he'sEm B7 our chief engineerEm Am And he's never had a ho, causeB7 most don't know he's as queer asB7 Em vulcan beerEm Am I caught him with some tribbles, IEm B7 said "boy are you dumb"?Em Am "Hear my song your doing it wrong"B7 B7 Em he was shoving them up his bum. CHORUSAm Em Am Get your self a tribble, andEm then your good to goAm Em If you got enough quadrotriticale,B7 you'll have an endless supply of ho'sAm Em I grabbed myself some vaseline andAm Em slatherd up my poleAm But the trouble with theseB7 tribbles, there fuzzy and there cuteContinúa después del anuncioBut I can never find the hole, there fuzzy and there cute But I can never find the hole.Em Am Em Klingon captain Koloth, he'sB7 mean as he is shrewdEm Em B7 And on shore leave, he got usB7 Em peeved because he is very rude.Em Am We beamed all of our tribbles toEm B7 Koloth and his crewEm Am But from the yells we couldn'tB7 B7 Em tell, who was raping who CHORUSAm Em Am Get your self a tribble, andEm then your good to goAm Em If you got enough quadrotriticale,B7 you'll have an endless supply of ho'sAm Em I grabbed myself some vaseline andAm Em slatherd up my poleAm But the trouble with theseB7 tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute But I can never find the hole, there fuzzy and there cute But I can never find the hole.Am Bones says these critters are allEm pregnant when there bornAm Em I had just one now I have a thousand maybe moreAm Em I have so many now, I know just what to doB7 I think I'll start an intersteller heavy petting zoo.Em Am Em B7 I was on K7 when I saw Mr JonesEm Am I gave him what for and saidB7 theirs more I've come to pick aB7 Em bone.Em Am That tribble that you sold me,Em B7 it didn't have a hole to screwEm Am "You dope" he said you don't screwB7 them you let those things screwB7 Em you CHORUSAm Em Am Get your self a tribble, andEm then your good to goAm Em If you got enough quadrotriticale,B7 you'll have a dozen of them in your holeAm Em I grabbed myself some vaseline andAm Em slatherd up my rumpAm cause the nice thing about theseEm B7 tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute And you can put them in your bum, there fuzzy and there cute And you can put them in your bum. I guess scotty was right after all "I told ya laddie"Em Am So go back to your quarters andEm B7 on your bunk you layEm Am You hope an prey that on our wayB7 B7 Em we pass a bird of preyEm Am Tribbles hate the Klongons, theyEm B7 realy make them goEm Am They get irate and they vibrate upB7 B7 Em in your hiney hole CHORUSAm Em Am Get your self a tribble, andEm then your good to goAm Em If you got enough quadrotriticale,B7 you'll have a dozen of them in your holeAm Em I grabbed myself some vaseline andAm Em slatherd up my rumpAm cause the nice thing about theseEm B7 tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute