Dm D Dm [Verse 1] Dm Well I was alone and I needed a date Dm I was taking a walk passed the cemetery gate Gm When I saw a sign it said A "For a good time take a left down by tombstone #8." Dm Went through the gateway and I'm pretty sure I Dm Saw some eyes peaking out of the sepulcher Gm I took a step into the tomb of ill repute A Thats where i met her: The Zombie Prostitute [Interlude] A Dm A Dm La da da da da da daa [Verse 2] Dm I cupped her left breast but im pretty sure I tore it Dm I'd sit her down but she didn't have the stomach for it Gm Her teeth fell out and her tongue fell out to boot A But all in all she was a rotten kind of cute! Dm Well i was tense it was plain to see Dm A sort of rigor-mortis was coming over me Gm I didn't want to see it but i just had to believe it A I had a stiffy for the stiff in front of me [Interlude] A Dm A Dm La da da da da da daa [Chorus] A Morally i'm destitute A In the Tomb of ill Repute A She's a rotton kind of cute A Dm For a Zombie Prostitute [Interlude] A Dm A Dm La da da da da da daa [Verse 3] Dm Now I'm falling apart from my head down to my toes Dm I dont know which of my organs is the next to go Gm I've been such a sleeze since she gave me the disease A Wouldn't you know now im a Zombie Jiggalo Dm I took my first client on a date Dm We took a walk passed the cemetary gate Gm I got under her slip But then i heard a rip A I pulled it out and i said... "Baby keep the tip!" [Chorus] A Morally i'm destitute A In the Tomb of ill Repute A She's a rotton kind of cute A Dm For a Zombie Prostitute