Zombie Prostitute

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[Verse 1]
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Well I was alone and I needed a date
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I was taking a walk passed the 
cemetery gate
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When I saw a sign it said
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"For a good time take a left down by
 tombstone #8."
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Went through the gateway and I'm 
pretty sure I
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Saw some eyes peaking out of the 
sepulcher
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I took a step into the tomb of ill 
repute
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Thats where i met her: The Zombie 
Prostitute


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[Verse 2]
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I cupped her left breast but im 
pretty sure I tore it
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I'd sit her down but she didn't have
 the stomach for it
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Her teeth fell out and her tongue 
fell out to boot
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But all in all she was a rotten kind
 of cute!
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Well i was tense it was plain to see
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A sort of rigor-mortis was coming 
over me
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I didn't want to see it but i just 
had to believe it
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I had a stiffy for the stiff in 
front of me


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[Chorus]
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Morally i'm destitute
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In the Tomb of ill Repute
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She's a rotton kind of cute
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For a Zombie Prostitute


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[Verse 3]
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Now I'm falling apart from my head 
down to my toes
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I dont know which of my organs is 
the next to go
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I've been such a sleeze since she 
gave me the disease
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Wouldn't you know now im a Zombie 
Jiggalo
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I took my first client on a date
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We took a walk passed the cemetary 
gate
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I got under her slip

But then i heard a rip
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I pulled it out and i said...

"Baby keep the tip!"


[Chorus]
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Morally i'm destitute
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In the Tomb of ill Repute
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She's a rotton kind of cute
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For a Zombie Prostitute