She's Gonna Use Technology

So naive, I'm not grasping her meaning or her subtext
Baffled by the way she applies her verbs to my subject
And her body language is a language I can't understand
Without translation software at hand

But she's learning that my brain works in a slightly different way
And she's composing me an email with her plans for the day
She's gonna use technology
To get through to me

So confused when she asks if I need something from the shops
She won't accept my paypal, hence the penny never drops
When she calls me on the phone I get terribly nervous
Because she isn't an automated service

But she's learning that my brain works in a slightly awkward fashion
And that gadgets and devices are more than just a passing passion
She's gonna use technology
To get through to me

She says she finds it quite annoying that she has to change the way
That she provides me with information, but I consider it an upgrade!
She says she's starting to wonder if I am worth all of her time
But I come in quite handy as a tech support hotline
And when she needs help with her computer we get along just fine!

She's found that my brain is on a different wavelength
But what she considers to be a weakness I see as my greatest strength
She's gonna use technology
To get through to me.