In my childhood bedroom
And I'm so bored of 22
Same old nothing every day
Too old to be a runaway
Expiring at my momma's house
Really thought that I'd be out by now
I'm terrified of the future
Scared that I'll still be a loser
And I just can't wait to be all grown up and 23
And tell me what is wrong with me
I miss my Ohio fake ID
Maybe I'll get married soon
And buy a house with three bedrooms
And settle down and get a dog
And make my partner get a job

Jazz school dropout at 21
Disappointed my dad, did it just for fun
Had to choose between being broke and bored
So I cut my losses and I left New York
Not sure why I feel so dumb
The best of my years are yet to come
I'll sit and wait in the driveway
It's just a couple more weeks till my birthday
I just can't wait to be all grown up and 23
And tell me what is wrong with me
I miss my Ohio fake ID
Maybe I'll get married soon
And buy a house with three bedrooms
And settle down and get a dog
And make my partner get a job

I just can't wait to be all grown up and 23
And tell me what is wrong with me
I miss my Ohio fake ID