Bad Haircut

C  C7  F  Fm  C  Am  Dm  G7

[Verse 1]
        C                    C7
Well, I went to the mall one sad day
         F                     Fm
'Cause I needed a haircut in a bad 
way,
C            Am
But to my surprise
     Dm                       
That barber didn't just take a 
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little off the sides. No.
    C           C7
And when he was finally done,
  F              Fm
I wished I had a gun.
           C                       
You see, I looked in the mirror and
        Am
 almost fainted,
          Dm                       
'Cause my head looked like 
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something Picasso painted.

[Chorus 1]
        C            C7
I had a bad haircut.
F   Fm
Bad haircut.
C         Am
B-B-B-Bad haircut.
Dm  G7
Bad haircut.

[Verse 2]
          C           C7
Well, the next day at school
         F                    
I wore a hat in order to avoid 
 Fm
ridicule,
       C         Am
But my Economics prof
Dm                 G7
Told me to take it off.
             C           
And when I removed my cap 
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reluctantly,
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             F                    
It felt like everyone's eyes were 
Fm
looking at me.
   C                           
My teacher's jaw dropped to her 
   Am
attendance list,
    Dm                 G7
And all she said was, "Class 
dismissed."

[Chorus 2]
        C            C7
I had a bad haircut.
F   Fm
Bad haircut.
C         Am
B-B-B-Bad haircut.
Dm  G7
Bad haircut.

[Verse 3]
      C                            
Well, some people look at me like I
 C7
 lost my mind.
       F                         
I often answer the question, "Was 
      Fm
your barber blind?"
C                                
One woman said I looked like her 
Am
Pekingese,
       Dm                    
And my parents think I have a 
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disease.
              C                C7
And I go to a psychiatrist these 
days
F                                 
Tells me I'm just going through a 
Fm
phase.
    C       Am
And my best friend
           Dm              G7
Thinks I'm trying to set a trend.

[Chorus 3]
        C            C7
I had a bad haircut.
  F   Fm
B-Bad haircut.
C   Am
Bad haircut.
        Dm                         
Well, I think I'm gonna cry about 
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it for a while:

[Bridge 1]
C              C7        F       
Woe, woe, woe, woe, woe, woe, 
  Fm
woe, woe.
C         Am             Dm      
Woe, woe, woe, woe, woe, woe, 
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woe, woe.

[Bridge 2]
         C                   C7
I bought ten dollars of gel,
F                          Fm
Twelve dollars of mousse,
C                     Am
Australian shampoo,
    Dm                  G7
And rubber cement glue.

[Chorus 4]
        C            C7
I had a bad haircut.
F   Fm
Bad haircut.
C         Am
B-B-B-Bad haircut.
Dm  G7
Bad haircut.

[Verse 4]
         C                     
Yeah, it cost about twenty-five 
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bucks,
F                   Fm
And it really sucks.
C                          
I-It looks like there, there's 
Am                     Dm        
something dead on my head.
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C                                 
   Oh, well, at least hair grows.
  C