C C7 F Fm C Am Dm G7
[Verse 1]
C C7
Well, I went to the mall one sad day
F Fm
'Cause I needed a haircut in a bad way,
C Am
But to my surprise
Dm G7
That barber didn't just take a little off the sides. No.
C C7
And when he was finally done,
F Fm
I wished I had a gun.
C Am
You see, I looked in the mirror and almost fainted,
Dm G7
'Cause my head looked like something Picasso painted.
[Chorus 1]
C C7
I had a bad haircut.
F Fm
Bad haircut.
C Am
B-B-B-Bad haircut.
Dm G7
Bad haircut.
[Verse 2]
C C7
Well, the next day at school
F Fm
I wore a hat in order to avoid ridicule,
C Am
But my Economics prof
Dm G7
Told me to take it off.
C C7
And when I removed my cap reluctantly,
F Fm
It felt like everyone's eyes were looking at me.
C Am
My teacher's jaw dropped to her attendance list,
Dm G7
And all she said was, "Class dismissed."
[Chorus 2]
C C7
I had a bad haircut.
F Fm
Bad haircut.
C Am
B-B-B-Bad haircut.
Dm G7
Bad haircut.
[Verse 3]
C C7
Well, some people look at me like I lost my mind.
F Fm
I often answer the question, "Was your barber blind?"
C Am
One woman said I looked like her Pekingese,
Dm G7
And my parents think I have a disease.
C C7
And I go to a psychiatrist these days
F Fm
Tells me I'm just going through a phase.
C Am
And my best friend
Dm G7
Thinks I'm trying to set a trend.
[Chorus 3]
C C7
I had a bad haircut.
F Fm
B-Bad haircut.
C Am
Bad haircut.
Dm G7
Well, I think I'm gonna cry about it for a while:
[Bridge 1]
C C7 F Fm
Woe, woe, woe, woe, woe, woe, woe, woe.
C Am Dm G7
Woe, woe, woe, woe, woe, woe, woe, woe.
[Bridge 2]
C C7
I bought ten dollars of gel,
F Fm
Twelve dollars of mousse,
C Am
Australian shampoo,
Dm G7
And rubber cement glue.
[Chorus 4]
C C7
I had a bad haircut.
F Fm
Bad haircut.
C Am
B-B-B-Bad haircut.
Dm G7
Bad haircut.
[Verse 4]
C C7
Yeah, it cost about twenty-five bucks,
F Fm
And it really sucks.
C Am Dm G7
I-It looks like there, there's something dead on my head.
C C
Oh, well, at least hair grows.
