Turn Off Your Tv

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[Verse 1]
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Turn off your TV, they're just 
trying to sell you shoes
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Perfume, cars and bubblegum, Cocoa 
Puffs and booze
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They got the latest info of what you
 need to wear
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How to lose a hundred pounds and be 
a millionaire
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To be all that you can be, you 
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gotta turn off your TV


[Verse 2]
Continues after the ad
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They tell what to eat and tell you 
what to drink
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They tell you who to vote for, they 
tell you what to think
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They got the medication for all your
 aches and pains
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And if your hair is falling out and 
clogging up the drain
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To be all that you can be, turn 
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off your TV
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Turn it off!

[Solo]

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[Verse 3]
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The newscaster lady is looking kinda
 weird
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If she gets another facelift, she's 
gonna have a beard
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The preacher needs some money to 
absolve you of your sins
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There's heartburn remedies if you’ve
 been breaking too much wind.
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Be all that you can be, turn off 
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your TV
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Turn it off, turn it off!