Belt Buckle Tractor Beam

I'm gonna build a tractor beam into the front of my belt buckle
Lock on to an alien and draw her deep down in to suckle
And if that doesn't work, well, I'll probably do the knuckle shuffle
My warp core is on overdrive and your shields are already down

You push I pull. You push I pull. You push I pull.
And you come to…

I got a belt buckle tractor beam
It's chick magnet machine
And the girls just can't say no, if you follow what I mean
And ain't nobody gonna be safe 'til my Jeffries tube is clean
So open wide and say "ah" cause your shields are already down

You push I pull. You push I pull. You push I pull.
And you come to…

I'm gonna tow you
I'm gonna show you
I'm gonna lock on
And get my Spock on
I'm like Kahn now
I'm Kobayashi
You're like a bomb now
You're gonna blow **

You're like a bomb
You're gonna blow me away

I got it on full power now so you'd better be prepared to *******
You ain't the first and you ain't the last
Gonna be a lot of mouths to follow
And I ain't gonna turn it off 'til my captains log begin to feel hollow
Resistance is a futile thing cause your shields are already down

You push I pull. You push I pull. You push I pull.
And you come to me