Skit 2

Yeah, I've been doing that
I've been doing that ever since I was in kindergarten
I've been doing that for a long long long long
Long long long long long long time

Oh, when did it actually get really bad though?

I was turning the age I am right now

Which is how old?

Eight

Eight is a good year, eight is maybe the finest year

The only thing is that
The only problem with that
Is that you're getting closer to being ten
That's the real problem

You don't wanna turn ten?

I mean, I mean
That's the only problem with it
I mean you're like
You're being closer to ten
Every time you change in age
And when you're close to ten

It's all over

Yeah, you might not like the things
You used to like, right?

I actually had probably the exact same fear
When I was about to turn ten
But I'm gonna let you know right now
You shouldn't worry
Because being ten is-is super rad
But the thing that would always make me feel better
Is my mom and dad would sit me down
And do funny voices
And they would tell me a story and it would all go away