Em7   C        Bm   Em

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        Am
There’s 7 billion 46 million people on the planet

And most of us have the audacity to think we matter
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Hey, you hear the one about the comedian who croaked?

Someone stabbed him in the heart, just a little poke
               Bm                                                     Em
But he keeled over ‘cause he went into battle wearing chain mail made of jokes
Am
Hey, you hear the one about the screenwriter who passed away?
                                                                  C
He was giving elevator pitches and the elevator got stuck halfway
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He ended up eating smushed sandwiches they pushed through a crack in the door

And repeating the same crappy screenplay idea about talking dogs 'til his last day
     Bm                                                Em
Hey, you hear the one about the fisherman who passed?
               Am
He didn’t jump off that ledge

He just stepped out into the air and pulled the ground up towards him really fast
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Like he was pitching a line and went fishing for concrete
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The earth is a drum and he’s hitting it on beat

The reason there’s smog in Los Angeles is ‘cause if we could see the stars
                           Bm
If we could see the context of the universe in which we exist
                 Em             Am
And we could see how small each one of us is

Against the vastness of what we don’t know
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No one would ever audition for a McDonalds commercial again
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And then where would we be?
          C
No frozen dinners and no TV

And is that a world we want to text in?

Either someone just microwaved popcorn
             Bm                                                           Em                Am
Or I hear the sound of a thousand people pulling their heads out of their asses in rapid succession

The people are hunched over in Boston

They’re starting app stores and screen printing companies in San Francisco
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They’re grinning in Los Angeles like they’ve got fishhooks in the corners of their mouth
   C
But don’t paint me like the good guy ‘cause every time I write
                                                           Bm
I get to choose the angle that you view me and select the nicest light
                                 Em                        Am
You wouldn’t respect me if you heard the typewriter chatter tap tap

Tapping through my mind at night

The same stupid tape loop of old sitcom dialogue
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And tattered memories of a girl I got to grind on in high school
                         C
Filed carefully on rice paper

My heart is a colored pencil

But my brain is an eraser
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I don’t want a real girl, I want to trace her from a catalogue
              Em                   Am
Truth be told I’m unlikely to hold you down

Cause my soul is a crowded subway train

And people keep deciding to get on the next one that rolls through town
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I’m joining a false movement in San Francisco
                              C
I’m frowning and hunched over in Boston

I’m smiling in Los Angeles like I’ve got fishhooks in the corners of my mouth
                    Bm
And I’m celebrating on weekends
                       Em      Am
Because there are 7 billion 47 million people on the planet

And I have the audacity to think I matter
                                                C
I know it’s a lie but I prefer it to the alternative
                 D       Em7
Because I’ve got a tourniquet tied at my elbow
                      C
I’ve got a blunt wrap filled with compliments and I’m burnin it
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You say to go to sleep but I been bouncing off my bedroom walls since I was hecka small
                              Em                                 Am
We’re every age at once and tucked inside ourselves like Russian nesting dolls

My mother is an 8 year old girl

My grandson is a 74 year old retiree whose kidneys just failed
           C          D            Em7
And that’s the glue between me and you

That’s the screws and nails
           C
We live in a house made of each other

And if that sounds strange that’s because it is
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Someone please freeze time so I can run around turning everyone’s pockets inside out