The Things I Do For Fun

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[Verse 1]
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Take a magnifying glass
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And hold it up and stare into the sun

I can't explain the things I do for fun
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Can't recommend them to just anyone

Who isn't willing to be blinded
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For the chance to see the light
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I can't proclaim the day will never come

But when it does I'll be here singing:

[Chorus 1]
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"Come on everybody, lets get ready to go
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Because we're going downtown
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And we're going to a rock n roll show!"

[Verse 2]
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What is the strangest thing you've ever done?
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I got you beat by a million and one

I can't excuse the missteps of my past
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The human body isn't built to last

It's not designed to stand the test of time
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Sometimes you have to lay it on the line
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Cause if you don't you might regret it, yeah

In fact I'm gonna make sure of it

[Chorus 2]
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Come on everybody, lets get ready to go
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Because we're going downtown
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And we're going to a rock and roll show

[Instrumental Break]
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Yeah
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Alright

[Verse 2]
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Now, tell me you want me like I want you, girl

Tell me you need me like you need a
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Hole inside your head the size of a bullet

Take away the safety net

[Chorus 3]
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Come on everybody, lets get ready to go
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Because we're going downtown
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To a motherf**kin' rock and roll show

[Instrumental Break]
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[Chorus 4]
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Come on everybody, lets get ready to go
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Because we're going downtown
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To a motherf**kin' rock and roll show