Ranch Dressing

[Chords]
      Dm7        A7        Bb7
E|----5----|----5----|----6----| 
B|----6----|----5----|----6----| 
G|----5----|----6----|----7----| 
D|----7----|----5----|----6----| 
A|----5----|----7----|----8----| 
E|----x----|----5----|----6----| 


      Bb       Fmaj7       F7      
E|----6----|----8----|----8----|--
B|----6----|----10---|----10---|--
G|----7----|----9----|----8----|--
D|----8----|----10---|----10---|--
A|----8----|----8----|----8----|--
E|----6----|----x----|----x----|--
   F/A
E|--x----| 
B|--6----| 
G|--5----| 
D|--3----| 
A|--x----| 
E|--5----| 


      F7/A      Dm9       G13      
E|----x----|----x----|----x----|--
B|----4----|----5----|----5----|--
G|----5----|----5----|----4----|--
D|----3----|----3----|----3----|--
A|----x----|----5----|----x----|--
E|----5----|----x----|----3----|--
   G7#5
E|--x----| 
B|--4----| 
G|--4----| 
D|--3----| 
A|--x----| 
E|--3----| 


      Bb6       Bm11       C
E|----6----|----x----|----8----| 
B|----6----|----5----|----8----| 
G|----x----|----7----|----9----| 
D|----0----|----7----|----10---| 
A|----5----|----x----|----10---| 
E|----6----|----7----|----8----| 

[Intro]
Dm7

[Verse]
    Dm7             A7            
I'd hate to sound rude; I'd hate 
     Bb7        A7
to be negative
     Dm7              A7          
This ain't the kinda song I like 
  Bb7        A7
to write
    Dm7           A7         
But at this point it's getting 
    Bb7        A7
repeatitve
    Dm7                A7         
The little things you do that just
         Bb7        A7
 ain't so bright
               Dm7          A7    
Like you think everything I do is 
            Bb7        A7
because of astrology
      Dm7           A7            
I can brush my teeth you'd be like
                 Bb7        A7
 "you're such an aries"
    Dm7             A7            
You got that pretty face and that 
          Bb7        A7
beautiful body
    Dm7             A7       
But ain't no way in hell we're 
          Bb7       A7
getting married

[Chorus]
   A7
Cause girl you're like
 Bb
Ranch dressing
                      Fmaj7
I just want you on the side
                Bb
Your body is fantastic
But I can't say the same for your 
Fmaj7       F7
mind       No...
         Bb
Girl you cool
 F/A    F7/A
Enough
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              Dm9         G13     
But this will never be no real 
  G7#5
real love
            Bb6                    
I want your thick and creamy body 
      Bm11                         
on the platter at the party just to 
C
nibble on
 C
Just like ranch dressing

[Verse]
Dm7  A7  Bb7  A7 (x2)
    Dm7                A7   
You told me what your name on 
                   Bb7           A7
Twitter was so I followed you
    Dm7   A7             Bb7     
Yesterday you tweeted "LOL"
   A7

         Dm7        A7            
What the fuck is so funny and who 
     Bb7         A7
you talking too?
    Dm7               A7    
You don't know how to use the 
                Bb7        A7
internet very well

[Chorus]
   A7
Girl you're like
 Bb
Ranch dressing
                      Fmaj7
I just want you on the side
                Bb
Your body is fantastic
But I can't say the same for your 
Fmaj7       F7
mind       No...
         Bb
Girl you cool
 F/A    F7/A
Enough
              Dm9         G13     
But this will never be no real 
  G7#5
real love
            Bb6                    
I want your thick and creamy body 
      Bm11                         
on the platter at the party just to 
C
nibble on
 C
Just like ranch dressing

[Verse]
Dm7  A7  Bb7  A7 (x2)
  Dm7                A7           
I took you on a nice date cause it
      Bb7        A7
 was Valentine's
    Dm7          A7             
To Beverly Hills at a very boujee 
   Bb7        A7
spot
    Dm7            A7             
The waiter did that thing where he
              Bb7          A7
 had you test out the wine
    Dm7                A7         
You slammed it and said "What 
               Bb7         A7
other free samples y'all got?"
    Dm7             A7            
Later on that night things got hot
     Bb7        A7
 and heavy
    Dm7             A7           
I said "Hey girl, are you on the 
Bb7        A7
pill?"
    Dm7                A7     
The bitch thought I was talking 
         Bb7        A7
about MDMA
          Dm7                A7   
She said "I ain't take none but if
         Bb7         A7
 you got some I will"

[Chorus]
   A7
Girl you're like
 Bb
Ranch dressing
You're not often served at nice 
 Fmaj7
restaurant
                Bb
Your body is fantastic
But you talk like that South 
                      Fmaj7       F7
Carolina Mrs. America contestant
         Bb
Girl you cool
 F/A    F7/A
Enough
              Dm9         G13     
But this will never be no real 
  G7#5
real love
            Bb6                    
Cause you only good for dipping you
      Bm11
 in the valley and hidden
   Bb6                            
I really like your texture you're 
Bm11
always a little bit extra
  Bb6                       Bm11  
I only wanna eat you when I'm 
                       C
drunk ordering pizza after last call
                Dm
Just like ranch dressing