Unicorn

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Unicorn
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Are you what happens when a narwhal makes sweet sweet love to a horse
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Sexy sexy fish horse
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Fly through the air
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Pooping out rainbows I bet you think that that's cute
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You've given away the location of all my gold

[Chorus]
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Unicorn won't you let me
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Touch your magical horn    oh     yeah
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Unicorn won't you let me
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Touch your magical horn    oh     yeah

[Verse 2]
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Gather around me
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Magical creatures magical woodland friends
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Let me tell you tales of the unicorn
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He's a bastard, the little bastard
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I wanna punch him in his stupid horse face, bastard
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The little bastard
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Telling all the folks where my gold is
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He's a bastard
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He's a bastard
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I wanna punch him in his stupid false face, bastard
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The little bastard
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Telling all the folks where my gold is, unicorn

[Chorus]
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Unicorn won't you let me
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Touch your magical horn    oh     yeah
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Unicorn won't you let me
F                  C         G    F
Touch your magical horn    oh     yeah
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