Mister Richard Smoker

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[Verse 1]
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Mister Richard Smoker, you're a 
poopy poker
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Chardonnay and cocaine in the spa
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Cigarettes and coffee breath, little
 boys on crystal meth
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Tonight we'll tango in the street
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You eat dark meat

[Verse 2]
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Mister Richard Smoker, you're a 
chicken choker
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Tonight you're gonna let it all 
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hang out
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Pantyhose and aquanet, smokin' 
menthol cigarettes
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Tonight we'll tango in the street
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You eat dark meat

[Interlude]
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[Guitar and piano solo]
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[Slide guitar and fiddle solo]
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[Trumpet and clarinet solo]
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           You eat dark meat

[Interlude]
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[Verse 3]
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Mister Richard Smoker, you're an Ono
 Yoker
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Cognac and black coffee with the 
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boys
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Dancin' your buster browns, whirlin'
 to that techno sound
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Your hands are wet, your hair is 
slick
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You smoke big dick

[Verse 4]
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Mister Richard Smoker, you're a 
velvet coker
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Bruce and Jeff will pick you up at 
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ten
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Going out, dancin' in the city, 
Friday night, gotta look pretty
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Tonight we'll tango in the street
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You eat dark meat

[Modulation outro]
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