Put The Coke On My Dick

E                              
Dinner was nice  Dressed up real 
          E
pretty  Took you out dancin', and a 
night on the city
E                                 
Time's a'wastin' and talk is cheap
  E
  Bought a bag of blow with my pay 
for the week

[Chorus]
(Hammer on the 6th of each chord, 
blues)
G                                 
Put the coke on my dick, and turn 
                  A
to the wall  Your pussy is swollen, 
and my penis is raw
C                                 
Looks like sugar, on a hard piece 
         A
of meat  Get your big ass 'round, So
 you can taste the heat

Continues after the ad
E                                 
Put the fuckin' coke  On the tip 
           E
of my cock  All night long, I'm hard
 as a rock
E                             
Better be good 'cuz tonight I'm 
               E
smokin'  Two tons of man is the 
title I'm holdin'

[Chorus]
G                                 
Put the coke on my dick, and turn 
                  A
to the wall  Your pussy is swollen, 
and my penis is raw
C                                 
Looks like sugar, on a hard piece 
         A
of meat  Get your big ass 'round, So
 you can taste the heat

E                                 
The hour is late,in the earth and 
         E
the sea  Those zits on your ass 
girl, they don't bother me
E                                 
Tonight I'm fire, and there ain't 
             E
no stoppin'  Put the fuckin' coke  
On the fuckin' cock head

[Chorus]
G                                 
Put the coke on my dick, and turn 
                  A
to the wall  Your pussy is swollen, 
and my penis is raw
C                                 
Looks like sugar, on a hard piece 
         A
of meat  Get your big ass 'round, So
 you can taste the heat