The Blarney Stone

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Get off my ass you wee bitty fuck
     F            F               
If I pull out the claymore you're 
C          F
shit outta luck
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Who's that girl, that pretty young 
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thing
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After I fuck her she'll get up and 
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sing


[Chorus 1]
F    Dm   C    C
Aye  aye  aye
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Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon 
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your eye
F    Dm   C    C
Aye  aye  aye
    F       F              C     
The Blarney Stone brings a tear 
     F
to me eye


[Verse 2]
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Down to the pub for a two shilling 
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ale
    F            F          C     
The bread on the counter is going 
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stale
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If I don't get some fresh bread soon
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Gonna punch you in your face and 
C           F
bark at the moon


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[Chorus 2]
F    Dm   C    C
Aye  aye  aye
F            F         C        
Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon 
     F
your eye
F    Dm   C    C
Aye  aye  aye
    F       F              C     
The Blarney Stone brings a tear 
     F
to me eye


[Verse 3]
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Ain't got no girl 'cause I 
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haven't the time
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Got too many other things on me mind
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Patty was nice she was pale and cute
      F          F           C   
But I threw her away like an old 
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piece of fruit


[Chorus 3]
F    Dm   C    C
Aye  aye  aye
F            F         C        
Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon 
     F
your eye
F    Dm   C    C
Aye  aye  aye
    F       F              C     
The Blarney Stone brings a tear 
     F
to me eye


[Verse 4]
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Got ooze in my pores my feet are 
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all wet
    F          F        C        
Got mold in my ears but I ain't 
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dead yet
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Got stones in me bladder got a 
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crack in me head
     F            F      C       
When Patty starts crying this is 
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what I said


[Chorus 4]
F    Dm   C    C
Aye  aye  aye
F            F         C        
Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon 
     F
your eye
F    Dm   C    C
Aye  aye  aye
    F       F              C     
The Blarney Stone brings a tear 
     F
to me eye