Wheres My Sex

Guitar1:

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Guitar2
Mom made my sex she knitted it with 
her hands

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Sex making is a family tradction

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Going back to the caveman days They
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   were walking around in a haze...
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 ... “Gosh dang, this is great!”
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Bridge:

Guitar1:

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Guitar2:
But now I’m like a prehistoric 
screwball Walking ‘round with no sex
 at all, I said

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Chorus PT1:
Guitar1:

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A|-7--7-5--5-3--3-2-2-2-5-7--7-5--
E|-5--5-3--3-1--1-0-0-0-3-5--5-3--

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Guitar2:
Where’s my sex? I thought it was 
here Under the bench But it isn’t 
there

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Continúa después del anuncio
Eliminar anuncios

I’ve got no idea where it disappeared to I’m running late, I can’t be late

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Chorus PT2:
Both Guitars
I can’t go out without my sex      
It’s cold outside if my toes get wet
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Both guitars
And people will think that I’m an 
alien Just cruising in to make a 
friend

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Backing to verse Play:

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Verse

Bridge

ChorusPt1

ChorusPT2

Interlude:
Both Guitars
People can you hear me talking
I know you all are happy, rawking
Could you lend me a dime . . . 
pretty please?
Brother, sister got time? I got no--
Sex on my feet
Sex in my drawer
Sex in my shoes
Or sex on the floor, I said

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ChorusPT1

ChorusPT2

End With:

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Information of music:
Verse
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ChorusPT1
ChorusPT2
Verse
Bridge
ChorusPT1
ChorusPT2
Interlude
ChorusPT1
ChorusPT2
End With: A