Guitar1:
E|----------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------|
A|-7--7-5--5-3--3-2-2-2-5-7--7--7-5--5-3--3-1-1-1-5-7-|
E|-5--5-3--3-1--1-0-0-0-3-5--5--5-3--3-1--1-0-0-0-3-5-|

Guitar2
Mom made my sex she knitted it with her hands
E|-----------------------------------17| B------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------///21///----|
G|--------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------|

Sex making is a family tradction
E|----------------------------17| B-------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------///21///----|
G|--------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------|

Going back to the caveman days They were walking around in a haze...
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|

 ... “Gosh dang, this is great!”
e|-----------------------------------------------|
B|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-5-5-5-5-9-9-9-9-|
G|-----------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------|

Bridge:

Guitar1:
E|-----------------------------------1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-2-|
B|-----------------------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|
G|-----------------------------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
D|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
A|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-----------------------------------|
E|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-----------------------------------|

Guitar2:
But now I’m like a prehistoric screwball Walking ‘round with no sex at all, I said
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------|

Chorus PT1:
Guitar1:
E|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------|
D|-7--7-5--5-3--3-2-2-2-5-7--7-5--5-3--3-2-2-2-5-7--|
A|-7--7-5--5-3--3-2-2-2-5-7--7-5--5-3--3-2-2-2-5-7--|
E|-5--5-3--3-1--1-0-0-0-3-5--5-3--3-1--1-0-0-0-3-5--|

Guitar2:
Where’s my sex? I thought it was here Under the bench But it isn’t there
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-/////17| B//////-----------------/////17B/////----------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------|

I’ve got no idea where it disappeared to I’m running late, I can’t be late
E|-------------------------------------------------------|
B|-/////17| B/////-----------------------/////17B/////-----|
G|-------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------|

Chorus PT2:
Both Guitars
I can’t go out without my sex      It’s cold outside if my toes get wet
e|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
B|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
G|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
D|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
A|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
E|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|

Both guitars
And people will think that I’m an alien Just cruising in to make a friend
E|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3----3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3----5-5-5-5-5-6-6-6//8-8---8-8------|
B|-3-3-3-3-5-3-3-3----3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3----6-6-6-5-6-6-6-6//8-8---8-8------|
G|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5----4-4-4-4-5-4-4-4----7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7/10-10-10-10-----|
D|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5----5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5----7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7/10-10-10-10-----|
A|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3----5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5----5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5//8-8---8-8------|
E|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3----3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3----5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5//8-8---8-8------|

Backing to verse Play:

E|------------------------|
B|------------------------|
G|------------------------|
D|-------(| continue-verse)-|
A|------------------------|
E|-88-66------------------|

Verse

Bridge

ChorusPt1

ChorusPT2

Interlude:
Both Guitars
People can you hear me talking
I know you all are happy, rawking
Could you lend me a dime . . . pretty please?
Brother, sister got time? I got no--
Sex on my feet
Sex in my drawer
Sex in my shoes
Or sex on the floor, I said
E|-6--6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6-|
B|-6--6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6-|
G|-7--8-8-7-7--8-8-8-8-|
D|-8--8-8-8-8--8-8-8-8-|
A|-8--6-6-8-8--6-6-6-6-|
E|-6--6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6-|

ChorusPT1

ChorusPT2

End With:

E|-5/////0----|
B|-5/////0----|
G|-6/////0----|
D|-7/////0----|
A|-7/////0----|
E|-5/////0----|

Information of music:
Verse
Bridge
ChorusPT1
ChorusPT2
Verse
Bridge
ChorusPT1
ChorusPT2
Interlude
ChorusPT1
ChorusPT2
End With: A