A Complicated Song

Intro :
Dm             F
        Uh huh
C
extra cheese
Dm             F
        Uh huh
C
save a peice for me
Verse:
F
pizza, party at your house
Dm
i went, just to check it out
Bb                     C
nineteen extra larges, what a shame 
knowone came
F
just us eating all alown
Dm
you said take the pizza home
Bb                       C
no sence letting all this go to to 
waste so then i faced

PRECHORUS

Bb
pizza all day, and every day
Dm
cheese round the clock, its getting 
me blocked
Bb
and i sure dont care, for 
irregularities
C  (let it ring)
tell me

CHORUS:

Dm                            Bb 
Why'd you have to and make me so 
              F
constipated
C
couse right now id do
Dm                          Bb   
anything at all to get my bowles 
              F
evacuated
C
in the bathroom
Dm                    Bb
and i sit, and i wait, and i strain
         F                         
and i sweat, and i clench and i feel
C
 the pain oh,
Gm                                  
                 Bb (let it ring)
should i take laxitive or have my 
colon irrigated
No no no

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Verse 2:

F
i was, feeling pretty down
Dm
till my, girlfriend came around
Bb                            C
were just, so alike in every way, 
ive gotta say
F
in fact, i just thought i might
Dm
pop the, question there that night
Bb                           C
i was, kissing her so tenderly, but 
woe is me

PRECHORUS

Bb
who would have guest, her family 
crest
Dm
i suddenly spied, tattoed on her 
thigh
Bb
and sun of a gun, its just like the 
one on me
C  (let it ring)
tell me

CHORUS:

Dm                            Bb 
how was i supposed to know that 
              F
we were both related
C
belive me if i
Dm                          Bb   
new she was my cousin we never 
              F
would have dated
C
what to do now
Dm                    Bb
should i go ahead and propose
         F                         
and get hitched, and have kids with 
C
eleven toes
Gm                                  
                 Bb (let it ring)
and move to allabamma where that 
kind of thing is tollerated
No no no
F
No no (no no)
Dm
No no (no no)
Bb
No No (no no)
C
No...

Verse3:

F
i had, so much on my mind
Dm
i thought, maybe id unwind
Bb                     C
try out that new roller coaster 
ride, and the guide

PRECHORUS

Bb
said not to stand, but thats a 
demand
Dm
that i couldnt meet, i got on my 
feet
Bb
and stood up instead, and knocked of
 my head you see
C  (let it ring)
tell me

CHORUS:

Dm                            Bb 
why'd i have to go and get myself
              F
 decapitated
C
this really is a
Dm                          Bb   
major inconvenience oh man i 
              F
really hate it
C
such a drag now
Dm                    Bb
i cant eat, i cant breath, i cant 
snore
         F                      
i cant belch or yodell any more, 
   C
cant
Gm                                  
                 Bb (let it ring)
spit or blow my nose or even read 
sports illustrated
oh no
Dm                            Bb 
why'd i have to go and myself all
              F
 mutilated
C
i gotta tell you
Dm                          Bb   
life without a head kinda makes 
              F
me irritated
C
what a bummer
Dm                    Bb
i cant blink, i cant cough, i cant 
sneeze
         F                       
but my neck is enjoyng a pleasant 
  C
breeze now
Gm                                  
                 Bb (let it ring)
ive never been the same since my 
head and me were seperated
No no no