Buy Me A Condo
"Weird Al" Yankovic
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F#m [Chorus]A Gonna buy me a condo, gonna buy me a Cuisinart,E7 Get a wall-to-wall carpeting, get aA wallet full 'o credit cards.A A7 I gonna buy me a condo, never haveD to mow de lawn.A E6 I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' deA alligator on. [Verse 1]D E7 Wo, used to live in Jamaica but IA don't live dere no more.E Had to change me lifestyle, doA t'ings I never done before.D So now I'm just a lonely RastamanA living in dis American town.E Gonna sell me Bob Marley records,E6 A gonna get me some Jackson Browne. [Chorus]A Gonna buy me a condo, gonna buy me a Cuisinart,E7 Get a wall-to-wall carpeting, get aA wallet full 'o credit cards.A A7 I gonna buy me a condo, never haveD to mow de lawn.A E6 I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' deA alligator on.Continues after the ad[Verse 2]F#m Wo, gonna cut off meA dreadlocks, t'row away all me ganja.F#m I'll have a tupperware party,A maybe join me a health spa.D I'll get a bowl of plasticA D fruits and a microwave oven, too.A Then I'll have the neighbors overE6 A for a weenie barbeque. [Chorus]A Gonna buy me a condo, gonna buy me a Cuisinart,E7 Get a wall-to-wall carpeting, get aA wallet full 'o credit cards.A A7 I gonna buy me a condo, never haveD to mow de lawn.A E6 I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' deA alligator on. [Verse 3]F#m Ain't gonna work in de field no more, gonna be Amway distributorF#m Ain't gonna work in de field no more (no, no), gonna be Amway distributorD E7 A (Ja) Ja, ja, ja, life is so very hard,D E7 A I need a (ja) ja, ja, ja jacuzi in me back yard. [Chorus]A Gonna buy me a condo, gonna buy me a Cuisinart,E7 Get a wall-to-wall carpeting, get aA wallet full 'o credit cards.A A7 I gonna buy me a condo, never haveD to mow de lawn (aaah not got to mow de lawn).A E6 I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' deA alligator on.A What'd you say? [Chorus]A Gonna buy me a condo, gonna buy me a Cuisinart,E7 Get a wall-to-wall carpeting, get aA wallet full 'o credit cards.A A7 I gonna buy me a condo, never haveD to mow de lawn.A E6 I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' deA alligator on.A What'd you say? [Chorus]A Gonna buy me a condo, gonna buy me a Cuisinart,E7 Get a wall-to-wall carpeting, get aA wallet full 'o credit cards.A A7 I gonna buy me a condo, never haveD to mow de lawn.A E6 I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' deA alligator on.