Cable Tv

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[Verse 1]
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I used to think my life was so 
empty, I used to think life was 
passin' me by,
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Well, I was just about ready   to 
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curl up and die.
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But then one day I got a visit from 
the cable company,
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Well, they hooked me up and 
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plugged me right in and now I got
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 cable TV.
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And now I get to watch the stock 
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report in Korean, midget wrestling
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 on channel three,
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It costs me fifty bucks a month 
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just to see 'em, yeah, but that's 
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all right with me.

[Chorus]
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I got cable TV (Cable TV), Cable 
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TV (Cable TV)!
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Oh, eighty-three channels of 
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ecstasy,
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I love my cable TV, yeah, I love
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 my cable TV.

[Verse 2]
Continúa después del anuncio
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I got the Siamese Faith Healer's 
Network, the news and weather from 
Peru,
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I got celebrity hockey, the 
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Racketball Channel too.
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Bugs Bunny direct from Atlanta, Mr. 
Wizard is on at five,
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I got a satellite dish on the 
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trunk of my car, so I can watch 
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MTV while I drive.
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I'm talkin' 'bout    real quality 
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programs, the kind you just can't
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 get for free.
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Now I never wanna leave my 
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apartment 'cause there's just so 
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much for me to see.

[Chorus]
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On my cable TV (Cable TV), Cable 
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TV (Cable TV).
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Well, if you need to find me, you 
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know where I'll be,
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Watchin' my cable TV, yeah, 
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watchin' my cable TV.
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'Cause I love my cable TV, yeah, I
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 love my cable TV.

[Sax Solo]
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[Bridge]
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   My friends are gettin' kinda 
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worried, they think I'm turning 
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into some kinda freak.
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Oh, but they're just jealous 'cause
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 I've seen Porky's twenty-seven 
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times this week.

[Chorus 3]
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On my cable TV (Cable TV), Cable 
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TV (Cable TV).
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Yeah, the greatest thing that's 
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ever happened to me,
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I love my cable TV, yeah, I love
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 my cable TV.
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Well, I got to have cable TV, 
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yeah, I need my cable TV.

[Otro]
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Well, I love, I love my cable TV 
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(TV), got to have cable TV (TV).
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Well, I got to have my cable TV, 
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yeah (TV), can't live without my 
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cable TV.
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Well, I said, got to have some 
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cable TV (TV), I've got to have 
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my cable TV.
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I said cable TV, yeah (TV), got
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 to have cable TV.