Callin In Sick

E         C           G         
   Hit my snooze alarm for the 
A               C       B
27th time
E               C       G        
   Just don't feel like going to 
A              C            B
work - I think I'll call my boss 
then I'm
A  B        C     D         A
   Gonna hack and cough and wheeze
B           C       D
Swear I've got some strange disease
A            B       C         
What's that little twerp gonna say? 
D
 Hey...

(Chorus) - (Hard rock style, lots of
 crashes, overdriven guitar)
E    C C      G               A
          I'm callin' in sick today
E    C C  G               A
          Callin' in sick today

I could shine my pennies or clean my
 lava lamp
I could spend all day in my 
underwear watching "Ernest Goes To 
Camp"
I could sit and count my hair
I could burp my Tupperware
I'm not busy now anyway.   
Hey..........

Continues after the ad
(Chorus)
E    C C      G               A
          I'm callin' in sick today
E    C C  G               A
          Callin' in sick today
E    C C  G                     
          Ain't going to work, no 
  A
way
E    C C  G               A   
          Callin' in sick 
          G
today

(Bridge) - (same as chorus)
B       A  B               A
  I can do anything I want to
B   A    B    A
  I am invincible now
B    A      B     A
     I'm on fire, baby
      B                         D
  I'm alive, I'm alive, can you hear
 me, world?
        E
  I'm alive!

Maybe I'll spend all day staring at 
the sun and trying not to squint
Maybe I'll make a huge color 
tapestry from my bellybutton lint
When I'm sick of takin' abuse
I just make up some lame excuse
Freedom's just seven digits away.  
Hey...

(Chorus)
E    C C      G               A
          I'm callin' in sick today
E    C C  G               A
          Callin' in sick today
E    C C  G                    
          Ain't going to work, 
           A
no way
E    C C  G                     
          Callin' in sick today
A               G

B   B B
A A A G G F# D E (hold on E)


Little Riff they play in the chorus
E|--------------------------------
B|-------0-0----------------------
G|---0-2-----2-0----0-------------
D|-2-------------2-----2-2--------
A|--------------------------------
E|--------------------------------