D
  They all live on donuts and moose meat
A                                          E
  And they leave the house without packin' heat
E                                    A
  Never even bring their guns to the mall
D
  And you know what else is too funny?
A                             E 
  Their stupid monopoly money-y 
E
  Can't take 'em seriously at...

[Interlude]
A   D   G   D A G
A   D   G   D A G

[Chorus]
N.C.                                          A   D   G   D A G
Well maple syrup and snow's what they export 
N.C.                                           A   D   G   D A G
They treat curling just like it's a real sport  
N.C.                                      A   D   G   D A G
They think their silly accent is so cute    
N.C.                                             A   D   G   D A G
Can't understand a thing they're talking a-boot   

[Verse 2]
D
  Sure they got their national health care 
A                                              E
  Cheaper meds, low crime rates, and clean air-r
(E)                                  A
  Then again well they got Celine Di-on 
D
  Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni 
A                                E
  And dream of driving a zamboni-i 
(E)
  All over Sas-ka-tchew-an 

[Interlude]
A   D   G   D A G
A   D   G   D A G

[Chorus]
A               D    G    D   A 
  Don't want to be a Canadian idiot
A              D       G      D       A    
  Won't figure out the temperature in Celcius
A         D           G    D         A    
  See the map they're hovering right over us 
N.C.
  Tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous

[Verse 3]
D
  Always hear the same kind of story 
A                                             E
  Break their nose and they'll just say sorry-y 
E                                        A
  Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?
D
  It's gotta mean they're all up to something 
A                                    E
  So quick before they see it coming-g 
E
  Time for a pre-emptive strike