Canadian Idiot

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  They all live on donuts and moose 
meat
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  And they leave the house without
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 packin' heat
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  Never even bring their guns to 
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the mall
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  And you know what else is too 
funny?
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  Their stupid monopoly money-y
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  Can't take 'em seriously at...

[Interlude]
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[Chorus]
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Well maple syrup and snow's what 
they export
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They treat curling just like it's a 
real sport
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They think their silly accent is so 
cute
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Can't understand a thing they're 
talking a-boot

[Verse 2]
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  Sure they got their national 
health care
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  Cheaper meds, low crime rates, 
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and clean air-r
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  Then again well they got Celine 
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Di-on
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  Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
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  And dream of driving a zamboni-i
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  All over Sas-ka-tchew-an

[Interlude]
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[Chorus]
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  Don't want to be a Canadian idiot
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  Won't figure out the 
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temperature in Celcius
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  See the map they're hovering 
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right over us
N.C.
  Tell you the truth it makes me 
kinda nervous

[Verse 3]
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  Always hear the same kind of story
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  Break their nose and they'll 
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just say sorry-y
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  Tell me what kind of freaks are 
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that polite?
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  It's gotta mean they're all up to 
something
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  So quick before they see it 
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coming-g
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  Time for a pre-emptive strike