Ebay

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
  Em   C    G
A used pink bathrobe
  Em        C   G
A rare mint snowglobe
  Em     C  G
A Smurf TV tray
  Em       D   G
I bought on eBay


[Verse 2]
   Em       C      G         Em
My house is filled with this crap
      C  G         Em
Shows up in bubble wrap
     C     G
Most every day
     Em          D    G
What I bought on eBay


[Chorus 1]
        C                  D   Em
Tell me why I need another pet rock
        C                  D     
Tell me why I got that Alf alarm 
Em
clock
        C                      D   
Tell me why I bid on Shatner's old 
G
toupee
     Em       D  G
They had it on eBay


[Verse 3]
     Em       C     G
I'll buy your knick-knack
     Em       C   G
Just check my feedback
Continúa después del anuncio
  Em        C   G
"A++!" they all say
     Em        D  G
They love me on eBay


[Chorus 2]
      C                      D    
Gonna buy a slightly-damaged golf 
Em
bag
      C                       D   
Gonna buy some Beanie Babies, new 
     Em
with tag
          C                       
From some guy, I've never met, in 
D  G
Norway
Em           Bsus4  B
Found him on eBay


[Bridge]
Em                   Em7
I am the type who is liable to snipe
 you
     C                   Am  D
With two seconds left to go, whoa
    Em
Got PayPal or Visa
     Em7
What ever'll please ya
   Am                   Dsus4  D
As long as I've got the dough


[Verse 4]
     C            D      Em
I'll buy your tchotchkes
     C           D      Em
Sell me your watch, please
     C
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll 
buy)
C  G  Em  D
I'm highest bidder now


[Chorus 3]
D                   E      F#m
Junk keeps arriving in the mail
D                   E      F#m
From that worldwide garage sale (A 
Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
D                       E  A
Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray
F#m            E  A
I bought it on eBay


[Chorus 4]
      D                  E  F#m
Wanna buy a PacMan Fever lunchbox
      D                     E    
Wanna buy a case of vintage tube 
F#m
socks
      D                     E  A
Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre 
(used by Dr. Dre)
F#m         E A
Found it on eBay


[Chorus 5]
      D                       E  F#m
Wanna buy that Farrah Fawcett poster
    D                E  F#m
Pez dispensers and a toaster
           D                     
Don't know why, the kind of stuff 
       E     A
you'd throw away
     D      E  A
I'll buy on eBay


[Otro]
     D           E  A
What I bought on eBay