Everything You Know Is Wrong

Intro:
D   C   G/B   A   A7 (hold, then two
 strummed A7s and straight to verse)


Verse (all verses are the same):

D                    G       A  
I was driving on the freeway in 
    D
the fast lane with a

      G     A     A#dim Bm Bm/A
rabid wolverine in my underwear
      E/G#  E
 when suddenly a guy

  A                             
behind me in the backseat popped 
       G
right up and cupped

                    D/F#    
his hands across my eyes.  I 
 D               G
guessed, "Is it Uncle

A               D                
Frank or cousin Louie, is it Bob 
   G      A
or Joe or Walter,

A#dim    Bm         Bm/A         
could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or 
E/G#      E
Bernie or Steve,

           A                 
I probably would have kept on 
               A7
guessing but about

Continúa después del anuncio
                              Bm
that time we crashed into the truck,
 and as I'm

       E7                    A    
laying bleeding there on the 
   D/F#
asphalt finally I

G     D       Em         G
recognize the face of my hibachi 
dealer, who

A         A7/G  A/F#     A/E
takes off his prosthetic lips, and 
tells me:


Chorus:

D     G        A       D
Everything you know is wrong, black 
is white,

       G       A    A#dim Bm     
up is down and short is long, and
  Bm/A E/G#
 everything

     E               A  A7/G      
you thought was just so important 
A/F#    A/E
doesn't matter,

D    G         A       D
Everything you know is wrong, just 
forget the

C#sus4    F#m   Bm            
words and sing along, all you 
Bm/A    E/G#   E
need to understand is

G              A       *
everything you know is wrong.


*- First time :  F   G
   Second time:  D
   Third time:

G              A        Bm      
Everything you know is 
       C#m
(everything you know is)

G              A       D        D
Everything you know is wrong!  (end)

Solos:
(Accordion Solo:)
G              E              F#

              G       A

(Baritone Saxaphone Solo:)
Cm     F   G   Am     Bb      

Am      Bb      G       C

(Guitar Solo:)
Dm      Eb     F      Gb      Am    
  Bb      G       C   A7 (two strums
then into verse)