Your butt is wide
Well, mine is, too
Just watch your mouth, or I'll sit on you
The word is out: Better treat me right
'Cause I'm the King of Cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, alright
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall-down
I've got more chins than Chinatown
Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I'm fat (fat, fat), I'm fat, come on (really really fat)
You know I'm fat (fat, fat), I'm fat, you know it (really, really fat)
You know I'm fat (fat, fat), I'm fat, come on, you know (really, really fat)
Don't you call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just tell me, once again, who's fat?
When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach, I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code
When you're only havin' seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word
Because I'm fat (fat, fat), I'm fat, come on (really really fat)
You know I'm fat (fat, fat), I'm fat, you know it (really, really fat)
You know I'm fat (fat, fat), I'm fat, come on, you know (really, really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Let me tell you, once again, who's fat
If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty o' space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face?
Because I'm fat (fat, fat), I'm fat, come on (really really fat)
You know I'm fat (fat, fat), I'm fat, you know it (really, really fat)
You know I'm fat (fat, fat), I'm fat, come on, you know (really, really fat)
(Woo, woo woo) when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house
Because I'm fat (fat, fat), I'm fat, come on (really really fat)
You know I'm fat (fat, fat), I'm fat, you know it (really, really fat)
You know I'm fat (fat, fat), I'm fat, come on, you know (really, really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Let me tell you, once again
You know I'm huge (fat, fat), I'm fat, come on (really really fat)
You know I'm fat (fat, fat), I'm fat, you know it (really, really fat)
You know I'm fat (fat, fat), I'm fat, come on, you know (really, really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat, and I'm proud
Just tell me, once again, who's fat?