Foil

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I never seem to finish all my food
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I always get a doggie bag from the 
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waiter
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So I just keep what's still unchewed
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And I take it home, save it for 
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later

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But then I deal with fungal rot, 
bacterial formation
Microbes, enzymes, mold and 
oxidation
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I don't care, I've got a secret 
trick up my sleeve
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I never bother with baggies, glass 
jars, tupperware containers
Plastic cling wrap, really a 
no-brainer
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I just like to keep all my flavours 
sealed in tight

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With aluminum foil (foil)
Never settle for less
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That kind of wrap is just the best
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To keep your sandwich nice and fresh
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Stick it in your cooler (cooler)
Eat it when you're ready
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But maybe you'll choose (you'll 
choose, you'll choose, you'll 
choose)
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  A refreshing herbal tea

Mmm, lovely!

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Oh, by the way, I've cracked the 
code
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I've figured out these shadow 
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organizations
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And the Illuminati know
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That they're finally primed for 
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world domination

And soon you've got black 
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helicopters come across the border
Puppet masters for the New World 
Order
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Be aware: there's always someone 
that's watching you
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And still the government won't admit
 they faked the whole moon landing
Thought control rays, psychotronic 
scanning
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Don't mind that, I'm protected cause
 I made this hat

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From aluminum foil (foil)
Wear a hat that's foil lined
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In case an alien's inclined
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To probe your butt or read your mind
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Looks a bit peculiar ('culiar)
Seems a little crazy
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But someday I'll prove (I'll prove, 
I'll prove, I'll prove)
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  There's a big conspiracy