Frank's 2000 Inch Tv

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   Risin' above the city, 
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blocking out the noonday sun
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It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and 
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it towers over everyone
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   I still remember when that 
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delivery truck came down our block
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What a lucky guy, I hear he got 
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the last one in stock


[Pre-Chorus]
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And the neighbors are just greeeeen
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They say,   "That's the biggest 
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screen  we've ever seen!"


[Chorus]
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It's Frank's 2000" TV (Frank's 2000"
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 TV)
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Everybody come and see (Frank's 
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2000" TV)
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Frank's 2000" TV (Frank's 2000" TV)


[Interlude]
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[Verse]
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   There's Frank's remote 
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control, you can look,  but don't 
touch it, please
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   'Cause Frank's the one in 
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charge and he decides what everybody
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 sees
Continues after the ad
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The picture's crystal clear and 
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everything is magnified
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   Robert DeNiro's mole has got
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 to be ten feet wide


[Pre-Chorus]
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Everybody in the town
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   Can hear those 90,000 watts 
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of Dolby Sound
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   And I'm mighty proud to say
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   Now I can watch "The Simpsons"
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 from 30 blocks away


[Chorus]

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It's Frank's 2000" TV (Frank's 2000"
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 TV)
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Everybody come and see (Frank's 
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2000" TV)
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Frank's 2000" TV (Frank's 2000" TV)
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Everybody come and see (Frank's 
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2000" TV)


[Bridge]
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   I'm gonna get one of my own real 
soon
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It's like   having a drive-in movie
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 in your own living room


[Post-Bridge]
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Whoa,  hey now, hey no na na na now
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Hey now, Hey now na na now
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Whoa,  hey now, hey no na na na now
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Hey now, Hey now na na now


[Chorus]
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Frank's 2000" TV (Frank's 2000" TV)
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Everybody come and see (Frank's 
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2000" TV.)
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Frank's 2000" TV (Frank's 2000" TV)
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Everybody come and see (Frank's 
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2000" TV.)

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Frank's 2000" TV (Frank's 2000" TV)
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Got a two year warranty   on parts 
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and labor
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Frank's 2000" TV (Frank's 2000" tv)
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Frank's 2000" tvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
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