Happy Birthday

D7       Gsus4 G Gadd9 G
D7       Gsus4 G Gadd9 G

[Chorus]
      D7        Gsus4 G Gadd9 G
Happy birthday!
      D7          Gsus4 G Gadd9 G
Happy birthday to you!
      D7        Gsus4 G Gadd9 G
Happy birthday!
      D7          Gsus4 G Gadd9 G
Happy birthday to you!

[Verse 1]
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Well, it's time to celebrate your 
              A
birthday, it happens every year,
      A                        
We'll eat a lot of broccoli and 
 D
drink a lot of beer.
    G                  D          
You should be good and happy that 
        G                 D
there's something you can eat,
  E                           
A million people every day are 
 A
starving in the street.
     D                             
Your daddy's in the gutter with the
 A
 wretched and the poor,
     A                            
Your mama's in the kitchen with a 
D
can of Cycle Four.
        G              D    
There's garbage in the water, 
          G             D
there's poison in the sky,
  A                                 
  D   N.C.
I guess it won't be long before 
we're all gonna die!

[Chorus]
      D7        Gsus4 G Gadd9 G
Happy birthday!
      D7          Gsus4 G Gadd9 G
Happy birthday to you!
      D7        Gsus4 G Gadd9 G
Happy birthday!
      D7          Gsus4 N.C.
Happy birthday to you!

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[Verse 2]
                 D            
Well, what's the matter little 
                        A
friend, you think this party is the 
pits,
  A                           D
Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon 
be blown to bits.
    G              D          
The monkeys in the pentagon are 
  G              A
gonna cook our goose,
      E                          
Their finger's on the button, all 
      A                  G
they need is an excuse.
   D                       A
It doesn't take a military genius to
 see,
      A                            
We'll all be crispy critters after 
D
World War III.
        G               D     
There's nowhere you can run to, 
  G               D
nowhere you can hide,
A                              D
When they drop the big one, we all 
get fried!
N.C.
Come on boys and girls, sing along, 
OK?

[Chorus]
      D7        Gsus4 G Gadd9 G
Happy birthday!
      D7          Gsus4 G Gadd9 G
Happy birthday to you!
      D7        Gsus4 G Gadd9 G
Happy birthday!
      D7          Gsus4
Happy birthday to you, wow!

[Solo]
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[Verse 3]
               N.C.
Well there's a punk in the alley and
 he's looking for a fight,
           N.C.
There's an Arab on the corner buying
 everything in sight.
          N.C.
There's a mother in the ghetto with 
another mouth to feed,
           N.C.                     
                    A      G
Seems that everywhere you look today
 there's misery and greed.
  D                                
I guess you know the Earth is gonna
 A
 crash into the sun,
    A                      
But that's no reason why we 
           D
shouldn't have a little fun.
   G                 D            
So if you think it's scary, if 
  G                 D
it's more than you can take,
     A                             
Just blow out the candles and have 
  Asus  A  D
a piece of cake!

[Chorus]
      D7        Gsus4 G Gadd9 G
Happy birthday!
      D7          Gsus4 G Gadd9 G
Happy birthday to you!
      D7        Gsus4 G Gadd9 G
Happy birthday!
      D7          Gsus4
Happy birthday to you, wow!
      D7        Gsus4 G Gadd9 G
Happy birthday!
      D7          Gsus4 G Gadd9 G
Happy birthday to you!
      D7        Gsus4 G Gadd9 G
Happy birthday!
      D7          Gsus4 G Gadd9 G
Happy birthday to you, wow!
D7
Happy Birthday!
N.C.
And a pinch to grow an inch!