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Once   there was this kid who took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint
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And when he finally came back, he had   cane marks all over his bottom
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He said that it was from when the warden whacked it so hard


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Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm


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Once   there was this girl who swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion
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And when she finally made it, she saw   some other girl who was better
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And so she hired some guy to club her in the kneecap


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   They got paid for their sound bites
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   And sold their TV movie rights


[Verse]
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And then  there was this guy who made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his weiner
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And when he finally came to, he found  that Mr. Happy was missing
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He couldn't quite explain it, it'd always just been there


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