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Gm  Dm  Gm  Dm  Ab  Bb  Ab  Bb


[Verse]
Cm   Bb               Eb      
Once   there was this kid who 
Ab             Eb             Bb
took a trip to Singapore and 
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brought along his spray paint
    Ab               Bb  Eb    Bb
And when he finally came back, he
 Eb  Ab               Eb    
 had   cane marks all over his 
      Bb
bottom
    B                 Eb          
He said that it was from when the 
B                 Ab
warden whacked it so hard


[Chorus]
Gm   Dm   Gm   Dm    Ab  Bb  Ab  Bb
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm


[Verse]
Cm   Bb               Eb       
Once   there was this girl who 
Ab                 Eb             
swore that one day she would be a 
Bb               Eb
figure skating champion
    Ab               Bb   Eb  Bb 
And when she finally made it, she
  Eb Ab            Eb       
 saw   some other girl who was 
      Bb
better
     B            Eb         B   
And so she hired some guy to club
            Ab
 her in the kneecap


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[Chorus]
Gm   Dm   Gm   Dm   Ab  Bb   Ab  Bb
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
Gm   Dm   Gm   Dm   Ab  Bb   Ab  Bb
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm


[Bridge]
Fm                     Eb    Bb
   They got paid for their sound 
bites
Fm                    Eb Bb      
   And sold their TV movie rights
 Ab Eb



[Verse]
    Cm  Bb               Eb      
And then  there was this guy who 
Ab               Eb              
made his wife so mad one night 
   Bb               Eb
that she cut off his weiner
    Ab               Bb  Eb  
And when he finally came to, he 
Bb  Eb  Ab          Eb         Bb
found  that Mr. Happy was missing
   B                 Eb            
He couldn't quite explain it, it'd 
B           Ab
always just been there


[Chorus]
Gm   Dm   Gm   Dm   Ab  Bb   Ab  Bb
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
Gm   Dm   Gm   Dm   Ab  Bb   Ab  Bb
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm


[Otro]
Fm    Eb  Bb
   Aaaaaaahh
Fm    Eb  Bb  Ab Eb
   Aaaaaaahh

Fm    Eb  Bb
   Aaaaaaahh
Fm    Eb  Bb  Ab Eb
   Aaaaaaahh

Fm    Eb  Bb
Fm    Eb  Bb  Ab Eb