If That Isnt Love

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F# C# B C#

[Verse 1]
F#             C#              B
   I'm your shelter from the storm
                   C#             F#
   You know I'll always have your back
         C#           B
   I'll even let you warm
                  C#              F#
   Your freezing hands inside my butt crack

       C#       B
   I never get out
                         C#     F#
   My leaf blower when Oprah is on
                 C#         B
   When you're telling me about your feelings
                 C#
   I try not to yawn

[Pre-Chorus]
   And when we're at parties
      B
   I don't talk about your spastic bladder
    G#m                                     B
   When you're cleaning the gutters on the roof
         C#
   I'll hold the ladder

[Chorus]
F#                    C#  B  F#
   And if that isn't looooooove
                 C#   B  C#
   If that isn't looooooove
F#                C#
   If that isn't love
            B             F#
   I don't know what love is
   C#       B     C#
   Na na na na na na na
                 F#
   Oh I guess I don't know
    C#          B   C#
   Na na na na na  Ooh... listen now...

[Verse 2]
F#            C#          B
   There's a microscopic bit of milk left
   C#          F#
   In the refrigerator
                  C#                   B
   I could have finished it off but I quit in case you
Continúa después del anuncio
          C#              F#
   Wanna tiny little sip later
          C#                        B
   And if you cut the cheese then maybe
                  C#                F#
   I'll wink and say, "The dogs to blame!"
               C#                B
   And I make sure to call you "Baby"
                             C#
   Every time I forget your name

[Pre-Chorus]
   I'll even tell you, girl
         B
   When you start looking fat
G#m
   Cause all your so-called friends
           B        C#               F#
   Will probably neglect to mention that

[Chorus]
F#                    C#  B  F#
   And if that isn't looooooove
                 C#   B  C#
   If that isn't looooooove
F#                C#
   If that isn't love
            B             F#
   I don't know what love is
   C#       B     C#
   Na na na na na na na
                   F#
   Oh well then I don't know
    C#       B     C#
   Na na na na na Ooh... no

[Bridge]
        G#m                 B                 F#
   Even though you make me sit through Mamma Mia!

   But I still adore you
   G#m                B                           F#
   I'll kiss you even if you've had omelette for breakfast

   And I can't stand omelettes
G#m                    B                   F#
   And after I take a bath, if it's still warm

   I'll leave the water in there for you
E                G#m
   I give you my word
             B
   You're so beautiful

   You make a glorious sunset
   C#
   Look like a big fat turd, yeah

[Verse 3]
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   Every time I see you try to lift some really heavy thing
                   C#             B
   You can always count on me to help
        C#                    F#
   By saying something encouraging
       C#                     B
   If you get drunk and pass out
             C#             F#
   I never Sharpie on your face
                C#                   B
   And I don't wipe my nose on your couch
                                          C#
   Even though that's a super convenient place

[Pre-Chorus]
   I totally support
            B
   Every idiotic thing you do
G#m                                   B
   And I almost never pretend you're someone else
             C#              F#
   When I'm making out with you

[Chorus]
F#                    C#  B  F#
   And if that isn't looooooove
                 C#   B  C#
   If that isn't looooooove
F#                C#
   If that isn't love
            B             F#
   I don't know what love is
   C#       B
   Na na na na na
               C#
   No I don't know what love is
F#    C#       B
   Na na na na na
                 C#        F#
   Well I don't know what love is
    C#       B
   Na na na na na
            C#        F#     B C# F#
   I don't know what love is