Living With A Hernia
"Weird Al" Yankovic
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Key:
Gdim7 Ow!A9 Help me out, dig [Verse 1]A9 A9 All I do is grunt and groan, hurtsA9 A9 me to walk anywhereA9 Went to see my physician, Dr. JonesA9A9 He took my trousers off, told me toA9 coughF7 Doctor says there ain't nothin' toA9 discussF7 He tells me any day, I might have toGdim7 wear a truss [Chorus 1]F7 G7 Living with a hernia, all theA9 A9 time, such aggravationF7 G7 A9 Living with a hernia, gonna beA9 my ruinationF7 G7 Living with a hernia, got to haveGdim7 an operationContinues after the adA9 Feel so old [Verse 2]A9 A9 Too much bad pain, good gawd,A9 drives me insaneA9 A9 Can't run, barely crawl, got aA9 A9 bulge in my intestinal wallA9 Walk real funny, bless my soul,A9 A9 can't play tennisA9 And it's hard to bowlF7 You can't even do the splits now, say itG7 Am7 Better call it quits now, now I'mGdim7 sick of all this dancin' anyhow [Chorus 2]F7 G7 Living with a hernia, all theA9 A9 time, such aggravationF7 G7 A9 Living with a hernia, gonna beA9 my ruinationF7 G7 Living with a hernia, got to haveGdim7 an operationA9 A9 I live with a hernia, can't getA9 A9 up, can't bend overA9 A9 Now I live with a hernia, wait a minute [Bridge]Bm7 You may not be familiar with the common types of hernias that you could getF7 G7 So just settle down, let me clueF7 you in there's incompleteG7 F7 G7 Epigastric, bladder,F7 G7 strangulated, lumbar hernia, Richter's herniaAm Obstructed, inguinal and direct [Chorus 3]F7 G7 Living with a hernia ruptureA9 I said it's causin' me suchA9 irritationF7 G7 Living with a hernia, have toA9 A9 have my medicationF7 G7 Gdim7 Living with a hernia, I feel bad
Composition: Charlie Midnight, Weird Al Yankovic, and Dan Hartman
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