Phony Calls

D#                   A#          
Mom and dad are goin out for the 
                    C#             
evening, and you're stuck inside 
             G#
the house all alone
                D#                 
That's when you decided it might be
           A#                 
 fun to harass someone, dial a 
        C#                     G#
random number up on your telephone
D#                     A#        
You ask if their refrigerator is 
                   C#         
running, then you tell em they 
                    G#
should go out and catch it, buddy
        D#                         
If they ever figured out where you 
     A#                            
were callin em from, they'd come 
  C#                             
and bust your head right in with a 
G#
ratchet

(Listen to me)


Chorus 1:

D#              A#               
Don't go makin' phony calls, 
                C#             
please stick to the seven-digit 
            G#
numbers you're used to
                D#              
I know that you think it's funny 
               A#                  
drivin' folks up the wall, but it's
         C#              G#
 really gettin' old fast


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Verse 2:

D#                   A#  
Little Melvin has a natural 
                    C#             
obsession, askin' for Prince Albert
        G#
 in a can
          D#                   A# 
He gets a kick each time he makes 
                        C#    
a collect call, to some guy he 
                        G#
doesn't know who lives in Japan
D#                           A#  
He's callin' strangers up at 
                            C# 
three in the morning, gives 'em 
                   G#
pizza pie delivery at four
D#                               
He won't be laughin when they're 
A#                            C# 
tracin' his line, one day the 
                              G#
phone police will be there at his 
door

(Yo, hear me)


Chorus 2:

D#              A#               
Don't go makin' phony calls, only
          C#                       
 dial the seven-digit numbers 
  G#
you're used to
                  D#             
Swear someday I'm gonna yank that 
                  A#               
phone cord right out from the wall,
                   C#              
 how long is this phase gonna last?
 G#



[Simpsons interlude]


Chorus 3:

D#              A#               
Don't go makin' phony calls, 
                C#             
please stick to the seven-digit 
            G#
numbers you're used to
                     D#            
You went through the New York City 
                      A#           
phone book and prank called em all,
               C#                  
 hope that you grow out of this 
 G#
fast

D#              A#               
Don't go makin' phony calls, 
                C#             
please stick to the seven-digit 
            G#
numbers you're used to
                  D#               
Betcha think it's funny when you're
              A#                   
 drivin folks right up the wall, 
                C#           
but you're just a pain in the 
   G#
aaa....