Ringtone

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Once, not very long ago, I was 
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respected, I was popular 
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(popular, ooh)
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But now I hang my head in shame 
(ahh, ooh)
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 My life is filled with such 
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regret, a bad mistake I can't forget
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And now I'll never be the same


[Interlude]
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[Chorus]
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Ringtone
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Why did I buy this stupid ringtone?
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I just can't imagine now what I 
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was thinking at all (What was I 
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thinking?)
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My friends all stare at me whenever
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 I get a call
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Well, everybody (everybody), 
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everybody (everybody)
      G           D               
Everybody in the world really 
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hates my ringtone


[Verse]
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When my phone goes off at work I 
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look like the biggest jerk
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Total strangers wanna slap me around
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When it's ringin' on the terrace my
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 neighbors get embarrassed
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They're beggin' me to move outta 
town
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Well, it made my wife so sick, she 
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smashed my iPhone with a brick
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But I had it fixed, and now it's 
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just fine
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It's a pain, I sure don't need it, 
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and I probably should delete it
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But for me that would be crossin' 
the line
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'Cause I hate to waste a buck 
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ninety nine

Hey, I paid good money for this...


[Chorus]
D
Ringtone
G         C               D
Why did I buy this stupid ringtone?
G                             C  
I just can't imagine now what I 
               G                 
was thinking at all (Really, what 
      D
was I thinking?)
               B                   
My friends all stare at me whenever
 Em       G    C
 I get a call
           G          D    
Well, everybody (everybody), 
        Em         C
everybody (everybody)
      G           D               
Everybody in the world really 
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hates my ri-i-ing-tone


[Solo]
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    D
Ringtone
G   C
Ringtone
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Ahh-ahh, ooh-ooh


[Bridge]
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Chinese factory workers (they hate 
my ringtone)
        Em                      C
Muslim women in burqas (really hate 
my ringtone)
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Starvin' kids in Angola (they hate 
my ringtone)
     Em                      C
Even folks with Ebola (just hate my 
ringtone)
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All the nuns and nannies (all the 
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welfare mothers)
        Em                   C
All the Pakistanis (all the Wayans 
brothers)
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Everyone on the land, everyone on 
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the sea
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Every single person everywhere 
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unanimously


[Ending]
      G          D           Em  
Everybody (everybody), everybody 
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(everybody)
      G                      D
Everybody in the whole wide world 
really hates my
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Ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... 
ringtone... ringtone... ringtone...