The Checks In The Mail

Intro: F


Verse 1:

E/F   F                          
Well, hey how ya doin' have a 
                         G
seat, have a drink, boy it's good to
 see you, what can I say?
    C                        
Oh, sorry gotta run we'll get 
                     F           
together again, say what was your 
       C
name anyway?
           F                    
Well were working on the problem 
             A                 Bb 
well get back to you soon but 
                          G
don't try to call me I'll be in a 
meeting every
     F           A          D    
Afternoon, for a year maybe 
          Bb                    
longer keep in touch, thanks for 
Gm          C           F
dropping by and have a nice day


Chorus 1:
                   C           
The check's in the mail, (hey!) 
                               F
you're beautiful, don't ever change 
(you know what I mean)
                  C                
My girl will call your girl, we'll 
talk, we'll do lunch, or leave a 
F
message on my machine
        Bb                    G   
So baby won't you sign on the 
                  A            
dotted line I'm gonna make your 
         Dm
dreams come true
Continues after the ad
                   C   B Bb      
The check's in the mail,....would
               A Bb C
 I lie to you?


Verse 2:

E/F  F                           
Well hey wait a minute, what's 
                           G
the matter hold on, you want me to 
fork over the loot?
        C                          
You say you hate my guts you wanna 
                          F  
take me to court, and you got 
                          C
yourself a lawyer with a three-piece
 suit?
   F                               
Im proud to say youre not the only 
  A               Bb              
critic of mine so if you wanna sue
       G
 me Im afraid youre gonna have to 
wait in
F            A              
Line, take a number thanks for 
    D                   Bb        
calling, who loves you baby, don't
       Gm      C            F
 forget to read the fine print


Chorus 2:
                   C           
The check's in the mail, (hey!) 
                               F
you're beautiful, don't ever change 
(you know what I mean)
                  C                
My girl will call your girl, we'll 
talk, we'll do lunch, or leave a 
F
message on my machine
        Bb                    G   
So baby won't you sign on the 
                  A            
dotted line I'm gonna make your 
         Dm
dreams come true
                   C   B Bb      
The check's in the mail,....would
               A Bb C
 I lie to you?


[Instrumental break]


Chorus 3:
                   C           
The check's in the mail, (hey!) 
                               F
you're beautiful, don't ever change 
(you know what I mean)
              C                    
Why don't you leave a message with 
                   F
my girl? I'll have lunch with your 
machine
        Bb                    G   
So baby won't you sign on the 
                  A            
dotted line I'm gonna make your 
         Dm
dreams come true
                   C   B Bb      
The check's in the mail,....would
             F  E D
 I lie to you?
                   G  Bb C       
The check's in the mail,....would
                 Bb B C  F
 I lie to you?