Tmz

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You're sort of famous, a minor 
celebrity
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And so it only makes sense the world
 would be
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Obsessed with every single thing you
 do
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They're running 'round with their 
camcorders in the night
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They're lurking patiently and hoping
 that they just might
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See something real embarrassing you 
do

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The bad hair day and sweat-stained 
t-shirt
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That's the story that they're gonna 
feature
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With exclusive pics of your flabby 
behind
You think you're all alone, but 
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that's right when you'll find

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A bunch of paparazzi popping out of 
nowhere
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Cameras in your face, and then 
        D
suddenly
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You're on TMZ, you're on TMZ

  G
Following you when you're walking 
down the street
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And asking stupid questions while 
you're trying to eat
So you cover your face, thinking to 
 C
yourself

Hey, isn't this creepy?
Continues after the ad
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And they're out there praying you'll
 have a big meltdown
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And take 'em on a little car chase 
through this whole town
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They'll be there with you when 
you're going to jail
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First on the scene for every 
wardrobe fail

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You just picked up some transvestite
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Seconds later, it's up on the 
website
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Get a Vegas wedding, a quickie 
divorce
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And they'll be sneaking in, snapping
 pictures, of course

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And if they ever catch you picking 
your nose
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Or stumblin' down the street on a 
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drunken spree
           C
You're on TMZ
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Stalking you, just waiting by your 
front door
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Trailing you through airport 
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security
              C
They're with TMZ, they're with TMZ

( G  D  Am  C )

We caught this Oscar nominee picking
 up dog poop!

Is that a baby bump?

I pronounce you guilty of leaving 
the house while fat!

Look who's drinking coffee!

Everything celebrities do is 
fascinating!

Oh, let me tell you
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It's getting to the point where a 
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famous person can't
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Even get a DUI or go on a racist 
rant
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Those guys are all around, so you 
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really shouldn't dare
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Go to every club in town if you've 
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lost your underwear

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Seems that every single time a star 
decides to
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Shave their head or ram their car 
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into a tree
            C
They're on TMZ
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If they catch you peeing in the 
bushes
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Later on that night, well, I 
      Am
guarantee
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You're on TMZ, you're on TMZ

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You're on TMZ
Every single celebrity knows they're
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 gonna be
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There on TMZ